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Relaxing with some high culture shit

Shut up, nerd. View quoted note →

Oh Dainty Don. We love Dainty Don, don't we folks? He can't hold. That's what people say. People say he can't hold, what can you do? The bitcoin leaves his lettuce hands faster than no other. He's like magician. Poof. Dainty Don. View quoted note →

Update: Had to go with Papa John's via a Bittefill card This was literally how I did it in 2015. I was able to pay with Lightning though, so that brings us up to 2021, since they didn't have a node until 5 years ago. View quoted note →

I would buy pizza today with bitcoin, but it is bound to be a disappointment. I likely will have to rely on purchasing online gift card codes, which will likely be gated with doxxing requirements. This is barely better than 2015.

Bitcoin devs appear largely to not give a shit about what bitcoiners want. Nostr devs appear largely to not give a shit about what bitcoiners want. How is it that we are holding all this "empowering" "sovereign" money, but we still get cucked on all sides by dorks.

Went to go update my LN Address in Amethyst and I almost went apeshit when the field was missing from edit profile. Updating Amethyst brought it back.

WOULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE ENDED UP IN THE SPLINTER REALITY WHERE DEVS ARE STARTING TO LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS ALL AT THE SAME TIME. View quoted note →

It used to be I could waste an entire day of work doing shit like writing a bash script that rips YouTube audio, organizes the mp3s sanely in the filesystem, and generates a nice playlist alongside the artifacts. So I can, you know, to listen to productiveity-boosting music from an internet-connected computer's filesystem instead of YouTube. Now it takes 15 minutes with Claude. WTF am I gonna do at work now.

Nostr deep cut meme

Yo unrelated question, but does this guy go to bitcoin conferences? View quoted note →

Can everyone just not. Just try notting. For a day. View quoted note →

Can you imagine if people complained about all the general life tasks they have like they do about nostr. "What do you mean I have to brush my teeth? EVERY DAYYY? TWICE? Why can't this be easier? I have to wipe my ass EVERY TIME I poop? Who thought this was a good idea?"