I'm sorry Mrs Jackson, I am four eels. I apologize a trillion times, I am several fish and not a guy.

#SaveTheNormies

Today’s AWS outage impacted many Lightning nodes and LSPs across the network — but @ZEUS stayed online and unaffected ⚡💪

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Do you want to be good or do you want to be great?

A follow-up on the Wallet of Satoshi and Spark wallet privacy controversy: Even if your Spark wallet doesn’t explicitly embed your pubkey in wallet invoices, you can still dox the wallet. Just send amounts of fixed amounts and correlate them on the latest transactions list on Sparkscan: https://api.sparkscan.io/v1/tx/latest?network=MAINNET View quoted note →

One year GitHub streak complete. Shout out to my uncle @UNCLE ROCKSTAR for the inspiration.

Listening to Loveless

“do not get ‘gradually then suddenl-ated’” 🤣 - rip with @SOUND COFFEE dropping soon @Phundamentals @Otis Bitmeyer

tfw a service you’ve been using for years asks you for ID

Experimenting with some new styles for displaying amounts on invoice creation

ZEUS v0.12 is shaping up nicely. - NWC (connect your ZEUS wallet directly to a Nostr client) - Circular rebalance tool (balance your channels with ease) - WIF private key import (sweep Opendimes) - Show all services purchased under the Activity view - Embedded LND: v0.19.3-beta - POS enhancements