I too lament the occlusion of storied tradition by the inevitable advances in technology. But it is important to make 'ought' from a sober and rational survey of what 'is. ' SO LET'S SEE THEM NEON TITTIES

there are people in this world who watch tv to get the weather in places that they aren't

Advanced civics: Politicians are just the weenies who suffered atomic wedgies in school.

my alarm clock has an option to snooze forever. haven't tested it yet

THESE ARE MY NON NEGOTIABLE TERMS: - SIGNING BONUS - DOUBLE PAY UP FRONT - PAY AGAIN UPON SERVICES RENDERED - 90 DAY NO QUESTIONS ASKED WALKAWAY CLAUSE WITH HANDSOME SEVERANCE PACKAGE - 3 MONTHS PAID VACATION PER QUARTER - HEALTH AND DENTAL (WITH NO OUT-OF-U.S.-NETWORK PENALTY) - COMPANY CAR - COMPANY COMPUTER - COMPANY PHONE - COMPANY HOUSE - COMPANY WAIFU - 1 LB COMPANY HAMBURGER MEAT - 1 CUP SHREDDED COMPANY CHEESE - 1/2 CUP COMPANY LETTUCE OH AND WE'RE OUT OF COMPANY TACO SHELLS

No, but I'm a decorated nostr veteran. Kind of.

the revlon model hurrying out the door with one lock tousled and still able to put on the second heel mid-hop is not the unmatched socks and inside out shirt the greater part of us can relate to

do i have to memorize am pm or can i just say noon and midnight

*raises hand* "Excuse me, Mr. speaker, would you please stop talking for a moment? I need time to catch up. I'm taking notes, and i need to write back over these letters a few more times to manually create a bold heading distinguishable from the rest of my writing. "You see, there is a correct way of doing things, and an incorrect way. Objectively."

GATHER YOUNG MOTHERS I HEREBY DECLARE YOU MUST. AT ATTENTION. FORTHWITH DO NOT SATIATE YOUR CHILDREN WITH EXTERNAL STIMULUS. LEST YE ENSLAVE THEM TO AN INVERSE PARADIGM. RATHER RESTRUCTURE CONDITIONS SUCH THAT CHILD MAY RESOLVE HIS OWN PERCEIVED LACK THROUGH ACTION. PARTICIPATION. ACHIEVEMENT. GIRD! GIRD I TELL YE LASTING CONTENTEDNESS SPRINGS FROM WITHIN NOT FROM SOME MORE CAPABLE PERCEIVED AUTHORITY WHO FOISTS TEMPORARY STAVEFRUIT UPON THE HAPLESS. YE SHANT. SHANT YE NEITHER: FACILITATE. ENGENDER. ENABLE. LEARNED HELPLESSNESS, AND DEPENDENCY. DEPENDENCY ON AN INFANTILIZING THERE THERE OF OVERABUNDANT FEELINGSAMPLIFICATION COUPLED WITH AN INCUBATOR THAT PROHIBITS GROWTH. BE IT KNOWN

Jeez, you people act like I'm the kind of person who would smoke the hippie lettuce during lunchbreak. Or would even know the statute of limitations on such a thing. On the other side of the parking lot by the swimming pool in 1996.

nostr is so punk https://fountain.fm/episode/HHXJ4ROX1DGZ1xFVwW7E View quoted note →

they call it politics we call it waiting for fools to admit they were wrong still waiting

GRAMPA WANTS ME TO BE A PLUMBER THE MAINTENANCE GUY DOESN'T WANT ME TO TEACH HIM TO BUILD WEBSITES FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF MISALIGNED

LET THE DIALOGUE BREATHE THIS ISN'T LAW AND ORDER IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A FEMALE CHARACTER WHO ISN'T A SAVVY NO NONSENSE POWERHOUSE WHOSE CLEVER RETORTS CONSISTENTLY LEAVE OTHERWISE COMMANDING MALE PRESENCES SPEECHLESS AND STOP TEACHING MY CHILDREN THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PARENT WHO CAN RELATE TO THEIR TEENAGER. THOUGH I UNDERSTAND IT PRECLUDES EMPLOYMENT IN SHOWBUSINESS, HEALTHY FAMILY DYNAMICS, HAPPY MARRIAGES, AND WELL ADJUSTED CHILDREN DO EXIST OUTSIDE OF HOLIDAY SPECIALS BUT MOST OF ALL, STOP TURNING ALL GREAT SCRIPTS INTO CHARACTER DRIVEN ENSEMBLE DRAMAS WITH INTERWOVEN LOVE INTERESTS AND AUDIENCE TARGETING SIDESTORIES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY WERE SPLICED FROM CANCELED LIFETIME MINISERIES IN POST

modernlessons Never waste time focusing facts on people who are aligned with your vision but aren't aware of it. Much wiser to fight with people who disagree or don't care.

END ELITISM! MAKE POORS LESS INTOLERABLE

Are we calling conscientiousness a personality trait now? What's next, professionalism?

Stand up! This is our fight! Oh that thing? Yeah that's not our fight anymore. This, this is our fight now. Like and subscribe.

View quoted note → I ON THE OTHER HAND AM ON MY FIRST DAY OF EATING A WAD OF STARBURST WITH SKITTLES STUCK TO IT FOR BREAKFAST