I found Paul's tinder
goatmeal
goatmeal@apathy.tv
npub1g0at...gqpz
bitcoin maximalists are all lying scum
π΄ π΅ what button do I push that just kills everyone on twitter?
if you think the secure enclave idea makes cashu safe, you have the IQ of a turkey sandwich

paul's hard fork is not any less sane or rational than what most of the bitcoin ecosystem is already doing. there is already a critical mass of people openly tolerating bitcoin treasury scams. there are now multiple centralized L2s controlled by creepy companies alongside literal fake bitcoin affinity scams being passed off as the real thing. monero and freaking tether have soaked up all the real activity that remains. all the usage patterns have lead to an extended fee market collapse. the users have never been dumber or less sovereign. best of all, there are people demanding to ossify, as if we're somehow in the ideal state and it should never change. it's simply disgusting.
both Luke Dashjr and Paul Storcz have decided to put their money where their mouths are this year
if you don't like the Arbitrum situation, don't copy them! stop making centralized or permissioned L2s on bitcoin. activate covenants and unlock something better.
>looks up at man on camel
>wipes michael saylor's semen off his face
>"UMM ACKSHUALLY, STORE OF VALUE COMES BEFORE MEDIUM OF EXCHANGE"


