Wait until they realize it's more fun on nostr. View quoted note →

Oh that's right. He's got me muted or blocked like a pussy.... I forgot. 🤣 View quoted note →

An amazing idea for @Ben Justman🍷 and his wine to increase local sales.

Ye being back on meds and with a handler before USA says bitcoin is money wasn't on my bingo card....

Argue over if you like ICE or not with your peers while we keep getting rich

The Federal Reserve is just a shell corporation of the US government used to counterfeit money to devalue yours while looking "official", and debasing our money was one of the greatest bamboozlments in history.

Yes. View quoted note →

"Fill out this form and I'll help protect you from ICE." 🤣 View quoted note →

So basically they would have to give their land to Israel.... View quoted note →

Most get FOMO. I get FOBI Fear of being involved. Leave me tf alone. 🤣

Enough random thoughts. It's joint time. My thumbs hurt.

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If you ever feel lonely, just remember there’s a guy in a windowless room in D.C. whose entire job is to read your nostr posts and wonder if you’re actually a threat or just really, really bored.

I just zapped a guy 200 sats on Nostr for a recipe for homemade napalm I mean, sourdough. Try doing that on Venmo without a 3-day holding period and a phone call from a guy named Gary at the compliance desk....

She said she wanted a guy who was solid. So I showed her my stack of 1oz Buffaloes. Turns out she meant emotionally stable. Common misunderstanding. View quoted note →

My financial advisor asked about my "Risk Tolerance." I told him I live in a country with a $34 trillion debt ceiling that’s being used as a limbo bar. My "Risk"is holding anything with a dead president’s face on it.... Buy the dip.

Inflation is just the government's way of telling you that your hard work has a half-life....

Posting on a centralized platform is like shouting in a rented room. Posting on a decentralized protocol is like carving your memes into the foundation of the universe with a cryptographic laser.

I don't have a savings account. I have a digital fortress protected by the laws of thermodynamics. Most have a plastic card that works 90% of the time unless a billionaire in a suit decides it shouldn't.