what do middle aged women imagine they bring to the table ? either you're a high school cheerleader or i am doing you a favor even talking to you

it's not just Linkedin it's how tenants describe themselves as well i was actually tempted to rent to the kid who admitted he was on probation because he didn't write about what a "respectful and clean" person he is like every other tenant writes. but he also wrote that he was engaged and had a picture of himself with his GF. not only would i not be able to accommodate both of them but pretty sure after i fucked his fiance his dark side would resurface and he would be back in prison and i didn't want that smoke ...

i will pay landscapers to mow the lawn once it gets too hot to do it myself in summer but i don't mind doing yard work myself when it is 73 degrees outside like now especially since it doesn't involve breathing fumes View quoted note →

landscapers are trimming my bushes in front of the house with a gas powered hedge trimmer i tried looking outside though the door to see what they're doing but was hit in the face with the horrible smell from the 2 stroke engine - i immediately closed the door thank God my lawnmower is electric i can't imagine having to huff those fumes on regular basis and yet boomers do just that when mowing their lawns - maybe that's why they are so stupid you need a $2,000 ( including cost of batteries and charger, though admittedly those can be shared with other tools ) electric lawn mower like mine to match the performance of a $500 gas lawn mower but after having a whiff of that gas hedge trimmer i would say it is worth the extra money LOL you can of course buy a cheap electric lawn mower too but i am not sure how well those work. mine is a commercial model with dual 56V batteries, cast aluminum deck and a single piece steel handle. the cheap electric mowers you buy at Home Depot are made of plastic - i saw a woman load one ( it was boxed up but the box had a picture of what's inside ) in her SUV without any help from men - mine weighs 150 lbs including batteries, charger and packaging - highly doubt she would be able to lift that. the box mine came in was also double the size of her box because her plastic lawnmower has a folding handle. will her Ryobi or whatever the fuck it was work ? maybe. honestly don't know. my lawn mower was a massive overkill for the size of the lawn i had in NJ but i feel it is a pretty good match for the larger lawn here in Orlando. i may actually go mow the lawn after the landscapers are done trimming the bushes.

the main difference between this story and real life is the spoon would never feel sorry for the fork because women are unable to care about men or anybody trying to ascribe qualities that only men have to women is like trying to ascribe qualities that only humans have to niggers a woman caring for a man is like a nigger astrophysicist that shit only exists in Hollywood movies View quoted note →

dayum good drama

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Israel wants boomers to think Israelis look like those blonde Ukrainian models they hire to pose with guns in IDF uniforms

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Imagine being so ugly your own genocidal government condemns the publication of your photograph as a hate crime.

perhaps Jesus was blonde too ? nah he was a kike

show this to your boomer LOL View quoted note →

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God's chosen: remember goy you were born to serve him well, according to Boomers anyway

actually i believe that gym has a glass wall overlooking the pool - if i can bring the bike to pool area and lock it - it will take time with an angle grinder to cut the lock and it will make a lot of noise and if i can see the bike from the gym i can come out in time to ask the thief WTF do they think they are doing ? it's a mile and a half honestly i don't even need an E-bike for this and i brought two good regular bikes with me to Florida. the E-bike is rather for something else. but if i have one i may as well use it. View quoted note →

i just realized that the only reason i need a gym bag is because i drive to the gym because i drive i can't get back in the car in sweaty clothes or i will ruin the seats i need a bag mainly to have a change of clothes and then because it takes time to shower etc now i also need to take protein with me and so on ... but if i biked to the gym i could come back in sweaty clothes and wouldn't need a gym bag as long as the gym has a water fountain my gated community has a gym that's included in the HOA fee - i been there - it's OK - but the important part is that it is accessible by bike i won't leave a bike outside but if i can take the bike inside the gym it won't get stolen i wonder if there are specific rules prohibiting taking a bike inside the gym - i am sure there are in commercial gyms but we're talking about a gym for residents of a gated community here - i wonder if they would allow it

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i would say jerking off to little kids like this: is perfectly OK but asking them to do anything is wrong because they can't understand sexuality you can seduce a 12 year old girl - you can't "seduce" a 6 year old. you can only convince her to let you do things to her but that would be whack. i don't know if she would be harmed by this, but considering 12 year olds WANT to be fucked - why not fuck 12 year olds instead ?

anybody who fucks prepubescent kids like this: should be required to pay all their mental health care costs for the rest of their life HOWEVER ! if i said they were less attractive than an average 50 year old woman i would be lying i don't know how men are expected to fuck their wives who are in their 50s or older ... by contrast getting it up for little girls like this would not be difficult at all ... but wrong that said, i don't know just how wrong it would be. whoever did it would obviously have to answer for the harm caused but i think we might have to wait and see what that harm actually was before determining what the penalty should be rather than automatically woodchippering when maybe the harm was minor ... for example Sam Altman started raping his sister when she was 3 years old and they still look happy in pictures together when they are adults even though he was raping her for 8 years ... i am not saying raping children isn't harmful - i am saying we should try to measure the harm and punish the perpetrator for the harm caused - not for the act itself this should apply to all other crimes as well. we should punish drivers for causing accidents not for "speeding" or "drunk driving" etc. we need to get away from enforcing obedience to rules and move towards punishing harm caused, whether we're talking about traffic accidents or child rape. and no, there is no such thing as an "accident" ...

would you tap this Arab slut ?