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Coremunism Vs Knotzism: A Synopsis On Two Warring Ideologies That Threaten World Peace
The breakdown of the ongoing conflict by @Richard Greaser


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Coremunism Vs Knotzism: A Synopsis On Two Warring Ideologies That Threaten World Peace
In 1917, the Bolsheviks took power in Russia, forming the Soviet Union. 16 years later, Adolf Hitler took power in Germany starting the demise of t...
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🎙️ The Coremunists vs The Knotzis | Bugle Weekly Ep. 59
Lyrics for Knots Anthem (request from @UNCLE ROCKSTAR )
[verse 1]
There's a place in the logs I keep
Where the junk transactions don't dare creep
Running Knots with my custom patch
I built a gate — now Core fights back
They say, "Let the mempool flow"
I say, "That’s how the malware grows"
They call it freedom, I call it fraud
You let JPEGs defile our sacred log
[Chorus]
If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say?
Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay
I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay
But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day
[Verse 2]
I don't care for your ordinals
Your Taproot graffiti's criminal
You laugh and say I’m overkill
But I still grep for malware still
I wrote code they wouldn’t merge
You said I’m fringe, I said “I’m Church”
Don’t you see the slope is slick?
First JPEGs, then Vitalik
[Chorus]
If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say?
Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay
I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay
But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day
[Bridge]
We don’t need inscriptions
We need consensus rules
Not monkey pics and MIDI files
And JPEGs from high schools
I warned you
About the mess
You said “Let the market sort the rest”
But I'm the firewall you fear
The upstream patcher of the year
[Breakdown]
You fork
I merge
You let spam surge
I grep
You rest
I carry Bitcoin’s holiness
[Chorus]
If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say?
Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay
I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay
But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day
[Outro]
There's a place off the mempool grid
Where the nodes still argue what freedom is
And though our blocks may never align
We’ll still sync up, one hash at a time
🚨JUST IN: Swedish Author @knutsvanholm
has changed his name to "Knots Svanholm" in solidarity with Luke Dasher


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Samson Durst (FORK THIS CHAIN🍴⛓️)
by @Rod Palmer 📯 Bugle News #40HPW🎧