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Bugle_News 8 months ago
🚨BREAKING: @npub155m2...dcvg launches Paper BTCPay Server which will allow merchants to start accepting Paper Bitcoin with 0% fees image
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Bugle_News 8 months ago
📯 New Podcast Episode 💁‍♂️Eligible Bachelor w/ @Tatum Turn Up | Behind The Podcast Listen to full episode at link below👇 image
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Bugle_News 8 months ago
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Bugle_News 8 months ago
🚨BREAKING: 🇨🇦Canadian PM Mark Carney intervened to stop a bill decriminalizing possession of less than 2 TH/s on Monday. The bill would've effectively made Bitaxes legal in Alberta PM Carney said, "Any act of Intentional Climate Change is criminal. No matter how small" image
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Bugle_News 8 months ago
🚨BREAKING: After U.S. Credit Rating Downgrade by Moody's Last Week, The White House Is Ordering Credit Agencies Prohibit Employees From Subscribing to @Lyn Alden 's Newsletter "Employees who repeat Lyn Alden's catchphrase 'Nothing stops this train' will be terminated" image
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Bugle_News 8 months ago
🚨BREAKING: TSA will offer FREE Prostate Exams to Bitcoin Conference Goers With TSA Pre✅ At All Conference Security Checkpoints. "The prostate exam will be OPTIONAL but attendees over 40 are encouraged to participate" image
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Bugle_News 9 months ago
If you're a digital cowboy w/ a one-horse portfolio—and the bull market is your digital orange pill rodeo.. Then we want to party with you in Vegas @ Satirize The System, May 28th at The Nerd on Fremont Street We'll be joined by - TraceMayer - @Caitlin Long - @QnA - @Frank Corva - @npub1emdt...c9aw - @Alex Strenger - @ZEUS - Vice presidents from Vibe Capital Mgmt and many more Bitcoin podcasters as well as Bitcoin podcast listeners— get your tickets TODAY! 👇
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Bugle_News 9 months ago
🚨BREAKING: A Bitcoin start up in Italy 🇮🇹 has launched a new lighting⚡️wallet called Jupiter wallet but its just a ripped-off @ZEUS wallet clone image
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Bugle_News 9 months ago
GM. Bitcoin is money, so rise & grind 🤝
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Bugle_News 9 months ago
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Bugle_News 9 months ago
🚨 NEW Bugle Weekly & Plebs on Parade 🎙️ The Coremunists vs The Knotzis | Bugle Weekly Ep. 59
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Bugle_News 9 months ago
Lyrics for Knots Anthem (request from @UNCLE ROCKSTAR ) [verse 1] There's a place in the logs I keep Where the junk transactions don't dare creep Running Knots with my custom patch I built a gate — now Core fights back They say, "Let the mempool flow" I say, "That’s how the malware grows" They call it freedom, I call it fraud You let JPEGs defile our sacred log [Chorus] If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say? Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day [Verse 2] I don't care for your ordinals Your Taproot graffiti's criminal You laugh and say I’m overkill But I still grep for malware still I wrote code they wouldn’t merge You said I’m fringe, I said “I’m Church” Don’t you see the slope is slick? First JPEGs, then Vitalik [Chorus] If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say? Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day [Bridge] We don’t need inscriptions We need consensus rules Not monkey pics and MIDI files And JPEGs from high schools I warned you About the mess You said “Let the market sort the rest” But I'm the firewall you fear The upstream patcher of the year [Breakdown] You fork I merge You let spam surge I grep You rest I carry Bitcoin’s holiness [Chorus] If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say? Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day [Outro] There's a place off the mempool grid Where the nodes still argue what freedom is And though our blocks may never align We’ll still sync up, one hash at a time
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Bugle_News 9 months ago
🚨JUST IN: Swedish Author @knutsvanholm has changed his name to "Knots Svanholm" in solidarity with Luke Dasher image