There’s a special place in hell for the creator of these word jumble reply bots 🤬🖕

Anyone feel like starting a consumer franchise with me? Build-a-Blunt Workshop. You know that’s a winner 😂🧸💨

Can someone ELI5 setting up a WoT relay or two, so I can get some peace from these damn grammar demons? #asknostr #wot

Thanks bruh 🤝 😂🤣😂

We’re over 2 EXA hash ffs View quoted note →

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What’s the most yall would pay for a used S19J Pro, at an attractive (read: profitable over $100K) cost of energy? #homemining #asknostr

Does anyone else’s @npub126nt...e9ll power unit make a “crackling” noise when plugged in? It’s a new device. Listen with volume up… seems a bit worrisome… Cc @npub1j87r...3hzx #asknostr

~73 million #bitaxe Gammas is all we need in order to control 10% of the network hashrate. Fewer if they’re over-clocked. @npub1ql2z...rxya how close do you think we are to that number today? Onward 🫡 View quoted note →

GM Struggling to figure out how to structure your hodling vs spending Bitcoin? Solution: every time you acquire any fiat, pay your bills, and then flip every remaining penny into Bitcoin. Then, any time you want to buy anything, guess what: you’ll be spending Bitcoin. Chances are, you’ll end up with more sats at the end of the day.

Another banger from @MaxUM and @QnA. Remember #RepostTheBangers ? https://fountain.fm/episode/owWcgNnmXx1r1vqOG2GG

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Yo nostriches! Have you heard there’s a Block Party happening… right now! One hour left 💪 Not your typical neighborhood potluck, though… we’re looking hashrate to try and mine a block this afternoon, with a cumulative 175+ petahash currently trying to find that magic number. Join us at https://upendo.rigly.io — pay a Lightning invoice for a few sats and get in on the party. (Literally 150 sats gets ya 10 TH/s). How about this… if you aren’t already hashing, sign up and join Team Arusha, and snag at least 33 TH/s (cost 495 sats), I’ll zap 500 sats to your reply below showing that you signed up. (Link to rigly profile, invoice receipt screenshot, whatever). Or point your BitAxe at the ckPool address and show me your pool settings 🤘 Oh, and you have to use my buddy’s referral code “ANON” when you sign up, because his birthday is today. LFG ⛏️🧱🧮⚡️ PS: hey @npub185kg...4f7w hope this helps 😉 Cc @Rigly @npub1tvqc...krq4 @MAKE SONGS LONGER

It’s Chris that nearly everyone I see on nostr or hear on a podcast is against this new change to Core, and yet it’s still being pushed through… is it an issue with my “sample” data? Or are core devs just saying “gfo” to most users’ preferences? #asknostr

@npub160t5...yjc9 brought this up on the most recent @npub10uth...xdlq and it’s downright visionary 🤯 Deez are mine… Gm nostr View quoted note →

GM psychopaths and cypherpunks We’re living through an era in the human story that will be written about for generations. Dig that for a minute today 🤙

GM nostriches 🌅🤙 Here are a few shots from one of my favorite places on earth. It felt good to unplug for a couple of days… I missed you lot, though 🫂 #nature #photostr #grownostr

I orange-pilled a buddy last winter and he’s pretty much sold his chairs by now, and now he’s texting me about Bitcoin-secured loans… lol he and I are verrrry similar, except that I’m married 😂 so my risk tolerance is lower. I’ve warned him about leverage, although these products from strike and ledn seem different from all the “you are the yield” products a-la-BlockFi “Trying to stack an extra .2, max $25K. Need shared multisig custody. What do you know” … I’m hesitant, but I’ll answer his question. Thing is, strike and unchained start at $100K, and Ledn takes full custody. So, I shall #asknostr (And yes, his purple-pilling is in the works).

What’s up nostr 🤙 “Busy” seems to be the theme this year. All good things, but I miss the hourly nostr scroll. I had a few minutes free for play yesterday, so I upgraded the fan on both #bitaxe miners with near-silent Noctua fans. My wife is happy, I’ll say that much 😂 Next up will be chunky heatsinks. Open to recommendations #asknostr

So wait actually why is this a thing if I’ve never enabled the countdown… is this what “secure logout” triggers? #asknostr #askNVK View quoted note →