My favorite thing about myself is that the world could be on fire around me and I could be having the most disappointing day of my life and I’ll just be like… Let’s build a custom bootloader in Linux about it

What an odd move from CashApp 😂

Sometimes I think internet people genuinely think I am unemployed 😂😂 which could not be more opposite of the truth

Wanting to push the limits on Grok Build and test the bleeding edge of its hardware capabilities… thinking a custom BIOS today but feel a bit afraid C/Assembly vibe coding will result in accidental bricking So Grok and I are going to predefine a step by step map with qemu/KVM and explicit instructions for check points Send thoughts & prayers plz

GM Today I have A LOT of meetings and paperwork to do which reminds me of this depressing line in Snow Crash: “Worse yet, they may become managers, who never get to write any code themselves”

Okay I’m not a very good actor because my kid was like “mom did you see the bitcoin stuff on cashapp?” And I was like “yeah well you know Jack…” And he’s like “who’s Jack?” And I was like… “isn’t that the guy who is the CEO of @CashApp ?” And he’s like “why did you just say Jack like that” 😂

People keep saying to me “I’m surprised we haven’t met you before” and I don’t know how to tell them that they have met many of my nyms over 15 years😂

Alright @Beck & Bulow got a follow… I’m about to ship some dis

People be like “omg bitcoin dipping” And I be like “oh fuck sorry my kids tuition is due” Don’t worry, he will run the P2P network when we are dead though so

It is by the grace of God that I found bitcoin because private schools be like… Here’s a bill for $10k in tuition And also your kid needs to be here for strength & conditioning to play basketball 5 days this week from 10-2 right during working hours At first I thought my kid would be going to school with a nice bunch of families but Exceedingly convinced my kid will be going to school with Mon kids because ain’t no one making this type of money clean off of one income in america and paying bills

Stop. Why are you doing this? Don’t you get it? We r entangled If u leave, I leave too

Babe come over… It’s taco night as Casa de Gel Yes, my dirtbike is in my kitchen Mind your business I live in the hood

I see that nostr operates just like my family frfr One day everyone’s brawling and cussing each other out and the next day everyone’s just living together not a single apology in sight 😂