Whenever I see a solo block got mined I instantly go check if it was me… So far no luck, but maybe someday…

Can’t wait for Bitcoin to pump again so everyone stops being such salty Sallys

For context, on December 18, 2013 Bitcoin had crashed from highs around ~$1200 to ~$522… a 56.5% drop… We’ve just gone from $125,000 to $64,000, a 48.8% drop. Almost exactly four years after the I AM HODLING post, in December 2017, Bitcoin hit an ATH of $19,783, a 3,690% increase. If Bitcoin pulls the same move it did from 2013 to 2017, then we’ll be at $2,425,000 in 2030… But of course, you may think that’s unrealistic… so what if Bitcoin did one QUARTER of the 2013-2017 four year move? We’d be at $654,000 per bitcoin in February 2030, with a market cap of $13.34 trillion. Now, you may think that’s STILL unrealistic, but a $13.34T market cap for Bitcoin in 2030 is just over 1/3 of gold’s market cap TODAY in 2026 of $35.7 trillion. What I’m trying to say is stop crying and stack harder. Thank you for your attention to this matter. View quoted note →

I AM HODLING I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time.  Still wrong.  w/e.  GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.  It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER.  Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro.  Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what?  I'm not part of that group.  When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~!  Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT.  NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD.  I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU.  You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob.  The people inbetween hold.  In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell. so i've had some whiskey actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it's payable in BTC) ---- P.S. it's pronounced "HODL" **not** "hoddle" Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“Somehow learning about bitcoin has scaled the farmers market ethos.” I really like this framing. View quoted note →

Satanic pedophilia has bipartisan support. Full @THE Bitcoin Podcast ep with @Erik Cason on @Fountain

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THE Bitcoin Podcast • F**k the State: Bitcoin, Open-Source AI, and Ending the Pedo-Cabal | Erik Cason • Watch on Fountain

Erik Cason is back and we're diving deep into some uncomfortable truths. We talk about government corruption, the Epstein revelations, and why most...

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If your meme has too many words it’s a bad meme.

Meanwhile, on X……

The year is 2003. You’re over at your friend Ian’s house playing Game Cube with the boys. There’s at least one addition friend named Ian. You’re drinking Mountain Dew Code Red. After all, MDCR and Game Cube were released in the same year, 2001. You’ve been playing Game Cube and drinking MDCR for two years straight. They complement each other perfectly. Then, your other friend, also named Ian, comes over with a new type of Mountain Dew you’ve never seen before. Mountain Dew LiveWire. It just came out. It’s fucking great. You slam LiveWires and play Game Cube all night. Life is simple and good. Everyone except you is named Ian.

Btw go get yourself some bitcoin wine AKA Peony Lane Wine from @Ben Justman🍷 The satanic pedo elite do NOT want you to drink this wine… DISCLAIMER: Ben is NOT paying me to say this. The most expensive bottle of wine I ever bought was a limited edition wine he made. He did send me some bottles recently though so maybe I’m compromised idk it’s great wine just go buy some.

Peony Lane Wine • Naked Wine, Elevated

Peony Lane wine has just one ingredient: grapes. Unlike many wines, even “natural” and “organic,” ours are free from nasty chemicals. Locat...

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Not drinking alcohol is a psyop. The satanic pedos know that if you get drunk enough you’ll just say “fuck it” and hang them in the street.

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And @CARLA⚡️ !!! I remember we made this video in like 30 minutes right before going to a wedding. Posted it and didn’t check for a couple days, only to find out it had gone viral. View quoted note →