When you guys are done sniping at each other we've got a money printer to kill.
Paul Allen
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
Someone combine life-like humanoid robots + prepubescent sex dolls + Mossad exploding pager technology.
"That's Image Makers Ink with a K dot com for all your executive resume needs" 🤣
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I've never had one of them crazy nympho ex-girlfriends but I have owned a luxury sedan that probably should have been junked 10 years before I bought it, so I think I can relate.
And he refused it like a bad ass
Yes please
Giving one's phone number to a doctor's office has to be similar to having an extramarital affair.
"B*tch I'm broke! Lose this number and find yourself another sugar daddy!" 🤣
Anyone ever try ripping the guts out of something like a Baofeng UV-5R and replacing them with a Meshtastic board to get a node with a removable battery?
It's baffling to me that exactly none of the talking heads who believe the US and Israel should be joined at the hip will propose the obvious solution: US statehood.
Is it that hard to add another star to the flag?
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Always freaked me out doing diaper changes, you'd hold their legs down with one hand to keep them from rolling away while you were grabbing something from the diaper bag and they'd pop straight up off the table Undertaker-style like they'd spent all that time in the womb doing Pilates 🤣
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TL;DR: govt official who is okay with destroying the purchasing power of women's paychecks is offended by the use of AI to create fake images of said women in states of undress 🤡
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"They designed it to be able to do that."
Yeah but they designed it for a customer who can literally print money to cover repair bills 😂
Shooting ice buildup off the radio tower 😱
Americans would be fighting after this 🤣
Minus 312,500,000 sats every ten minutes.
Let's go, Bitaxe!
I like 'cold brew August' better than 'February' 🤣
"The date that is an equal distance from the summer solstice as February 13 is from the winter solstice is August 14."
If no privacy for the people, no secrecy for the state.
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If I gave your note a like instead of a zap, there's a good chance it's because I got a failed zap error, and life's too short to spend trying to figure out why zaps sometimes work and sometimes don't.
Did lawmakers carve out an exemption for themselves?
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