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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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PaulAllen 3 months ago
Nothing like a February haircut to spur your interest in Bitcoin mining 🤣 image
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PaulAllen 3 months ago
Seems like in general, boosting a podcast episode works more reliably than zapping a note. Is this due to the 100-sat minimum?
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PaulAllen 3 months ago
When you guys are done sniping at each other we've got a money printer to kill.
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PaulAllen 3 months ago
Someone combine life-like humanoid robots + prepubescent sex dolls + Mossad exploding pager technology.
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PaulAllen 3 months ago
I've never had one of them crazy nympho ex-girlfriends but I have owned a luxury sedan that probably should have been junked 10 years before I bought it, so I think I can relate.
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PaulAllen 3 months ago
Giving one's phone number to a doctor's office has to be similar to having an extramarital affair. "B*tch I'm broke! Lose this number and find yourself another sugar daddy!" 🤣
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PaulAllen 4 months ago
Anyone ever try ripping the guts out of something like a Baofeng UV-5R and replacing them with a Meshtastic board to get a node with a removable battery?
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PaulAllen 4 months ago
It's baffling to me that exactly none of the talking heads who believe the US and Israel should be joined at the hip will propose the obvious solution: US statehood. Is it that hard to add another star to the flag? View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 4 months ago
Always freaked me out doing diaper changes, you'd hold their legs down with one hand to keep them from rolling away while you were grabbing something from the diaper bag and they'd pop straight up off the table Undertaker-style like they'd spent all that time in the womb doing Pilates 🤣 View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 4 months ago
TL;DR: govt official who is okay with destroying the purchasing power of women's paychecks is offended by the use of AI to create fake images of said women in states of undress 🤡 View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 4 months ago
"They designed it to be able to do that." Yeah but they designed it for a customer who can literally print money to cover repair bills 😂
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PaulAllen 4 months ago
Shooting ice buildup off the radio tower 😱
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PaulAllen 4 months ago
Americans would be fighting after this 🤣