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You mean to tell me steel doesn't pulverize/evaporate/vaporize? View quoted note →

The Franklin Scandal in perpetuity on industrial scale. Shout out to the Aztecs and Mayans for their go at ritualistic sacrifice snuffleupagan.

See you tomorrow 🫡 View quoted note →

Hiccups enrage me on a level I can't even comprehend.

I'm offering perpetual yawns. Those yawns you just can't quite seem to fully yawn. View quoted note →

Hard yawn.

"Strategic Reserve" View quoted note →

Forever Laura

They've taken the "savings deposits" and turned them into their liabilities by stealing clients' money, basically stealing and reinvesting it for yield, and offering you interest far below "par" since that's the term these "financial engineers" are currently on. Now they want to make sure none of the funds they stole are used "improperly" in accordance with their incredibly robust and efficient whims. You hold nothing. You get nothing. And they'll either freeze what you think you have from you or seize it. "Oh Fable 5 zeroed all balances and deleted our backups oopsie, sue Peter Molyneux if the game sucked". There will be no recourse. The fed can print all it wants to debase the currency. Inflation hasn't even started until the mass hallucination begins to break and the faith takes a hike elsewhere. Send/Receive>Deposit/Withdraw Anyway fuck this fat cunt. View quoted note →

Clarity Act has a Patriot Act ring to it. What actual clarity is it bringing. Clarity is I can send bitcoin from here, to anywhere, with a signature from my private key. I can't imagine the government making that more clear.

My dusty and dinky hobby node has routed 109 million sats. My node:

"I'm stoic and humble and shit fuck you"

@ZEUS after the latest update I can't seem to access my two LND nodes I'm running from work and home both over Tor connections. I get an Error sending request for url. NWC connections from them seem to work but the full LND rest connections repeatedly fail. I've force stopped the app, clearled cache, restarted the phone. Problem persists. Nodes are both online and accessible and functioning fine via other applications/Tor browser/Orbot as far as I can tell. Not sure it's still not me missing/messing something up though.

Self custody is a super power I wish folks weren't so adverse to self reliance.

I've for one had it with black raspberries and will be immediately removing this nonsense from my precious feed of... Wait why am I even here? View quoted note →