The only legitimate use of grilled veg. As bedding for burgers. #foodstr

Sunday buttermilk biscuits and jam. So good. #foodstr

This would be better if both had the icky-face photo. View quoted note →

No better way to start a summer day than with biscuits and jam. #foodstr

First skirt of the year. Feels good, man. Decent wine on the day too, I think? @npub1rtlq...jtfs @Ben Justman🍷 #foodstr

You smell that? What’s that? What’s that smell? SUM-MER.

I wonder what I’ll do with all of these strawberries? What could I possibly make? Wait, I got it!

You can just make sloppy joes on Memorial Day. #foodstr

If you have kids that are learning to read, skate to where the puck is going (especially with boys). Try a Far Side calendar every morning. Try Pokémon cards. Be involved, take turns reading. #dadstr

‘Once upon a time a man met the Plague. “What are you up to”, he asked him? “I am on my way to Baghdad to kill 1,000 people.” “Oh”, said the man, “well I suppose that is what you have to do” and he went on his way. A few weeks later he met the Plague again coming back from Baghdad. “You misled me, Plague. You said you would kill 1,000 people but I know for a fact that 2,000 people died. The Plague replied, “No I only killed 1,000 people. The rest died of fear.”’

Not perfect. Meta should be smack on the vertical and dialed up to 11 on authoritarian until proved otherwise. Zuck just basically told everyone that his PR shift is about going after Apple. I think Apple’s first VR set really scared the shit out of him and he’s gone on the offensive to the point where he’s even trying to dial into a virile culture (exactly opposite Apple’s) in hopes of building goodwill with backers that aren’t his instagram users (who would abandon him sooner than fight for him, if they could) or Facebook users (who are all old and worn down). View quoted note →