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Why the fuck does everything need a massive screen attached now? I'm sick of it. nostr:nevent1qqswmvl7xh6vmttctvhwvndpy7w7f7ljl6y6vnsw0g4n5ueyp0sj92gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygrwg6zz9hahfftnsup23q3mnv5pdz46hpj4l2ktdpfu6rhpthhwjvpsgqqqqqqsqduyt0

"For safety, do not use hammer on wrench or extend wrench for increased leverage." Okay, bro. Lol

All the valuable product info on the back of packaging is rendered useless by the anti-theft measures used by most retailers these days. We live in a degenerate fiat world. GM again (negative Matt version 😘)

This is an incredibly rare and surprising find. GM. #cat #cats

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It seems like AI could replace most CEOs at this point. "Something something platitude..." "Stakeholder value blah blah." "LAYOFFS!" "AI investment hur dur"

American companies have two types of employees. Those who use Teams, and those who don't. I'm kind of okay being one who doesn't.

Good times. Be aware. nostr:nevent1qqsgdj7vf3x8psz357xz0ckx739xspt65j3frg0qjfxuvlx9weg42scpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyrfawsfymha4hhrphrcc697rxddmknuvwyvz5d0wyuc55jdyada36qcyqqqqqqgspfr74

The experts at WSJ said so. nostr:nevent1qqszxejhkfmt4r85a8k5jz309nhhj5d6nl2cqsdqv2a8fdsm4ax8pqqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyzzmmdv8tcgnmnyefx95w33kgjvg9ms458rcz49tqlqxtdrn88t8yqcyqqqqqqg4tqp4h

Patients who are 200+ pounds overweight and get pissed at us for their care being more complicated are quite the treat. I'm so sorry that we can't feel or see veins that are covered by 2 inches of fat. I'm sorry that even an ultrasound requires a "bigger needle." My bad for causing all that. GM.

It's a big prop job. Also, that woman is scary as fuck. nostr:nevent1qqsxeh4ll0x7ge0926s3rf2nredr4uv055f5c5huz7stjzeu584jw6spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygy9hk6cwhs38hxfjjvtgarrv3ycsthptgw8s922kp7qvk68xwwkwgpsgqqqqqqs97sp6r