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Chiefmonkey
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Laser cutter bitcoin and freedom tech art… founder of Plebeian
⚡ Nostr Arena run: 115 sats | 23 hits | 7 kills #nostrarena #bitcoin #nostr
⚡ Nostr Arena run: 88 sats | 4 hits | 2 kills #nostrarena #bitcoin #nostr
⚡ Nostr Arena run: 96 sats | 4 hits | 2 kills #nostrarena #bitcoin #nostr
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Chiefmonkey 5 days ago
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Chiefmonkey 1 week ago
Trigger warning EMPLOYEE NOTICE Due to the current financial situation caused by the fuel crisis and the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to the Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. image
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Chiefmonkey 1 week ago
GM… crop circle season is going strong 👌
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Chiefmonkey 1 month ago
New Crop Circle Somerset, England May 8, 2026 Beautiful
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Chiefmonkey 1 month ago
Graphic Novels predicting the future is nothing new... this ones particularly on point... SHATTER... first ever digitally created graphic novel ... created on an early Macintosh, mainly in MacPaint There's even a mention of storing your money in your head (see pics) STORY: Shatter is a cyberpunk graphic novel set in a harsh corporate future where people are disposable and talent can be stolen. Morales, a freelance temp cop with a rare brain implant, gets involved with Cyan, an artist tied to an underground movement resisting corporate control. Together they uncover brain theft and RNA harvesting used to commodify human creativity, turning the story into a fight against a system that treats identity, genius, and consciousness as products. Out of print now but you can get original copies floating around
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Chiefmonkey 1 month ago
***NEWS FLASH - IT'S OFFICIAL*** Worlds first DECENTRALSED AUCTIONS Today @Bitcoinbekka and I successfully conducted numerous auctions on @Plebeian Market using @Cashu (thanks @calle 🫡 ) It's early days and there's tonnes of improvements to make but THEY WORK. The single most important function of value discovery in the free market has been cracked. Now we just got to make it easy to use 😅 We're over the moon Huge thanks to @Gzuuus 🫡 for his early work and the biggest salute to @Schlaus Kwab who's basically built the whole damned thing... well done ser 🫂 🫡 image
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Chiefmonkey 3 months ago
GM I’m just getting to the point of asking how much do humans care about humanity Because just like Bitcoin, ai doesn’t care… so what humans do for value and where they spend that value is profound Crazy times man