My friends: “what’s your price to sell some of your #bitcoin?” Me: “idk maybe I’ll SPEND some sats when 30% of the world’s central banks hold #bitcoin as a treasury asset…or you know, whenever I get around to visiting El Salvador. Whichever comes first” 🤷‍♂️

It’S a PeT RoCk!! #bitcoin

It’S a PeT RoCk!

@NICO⚡️ and @Optimist Fields took my lightninginity this weekend. It was a special moment ☺️ I made my first every #bitcoin lightning transaction from my personal lightning node to buy some @Simply Bitcoin merch. Gotta support our content creators. Keep spreading that orange signal guys! I’ll see you later today on YouTube. P.S. @Optimist Fields when are you finally gonna Chrissy about us?! I’m sick of just being a side piece.

Just did my first #bitcoin coinjoin using Jam. Shout out to @BTC Sessions who be out here doing satoshi’s good work by teaching people how to use these tool.

Serious question, what level of antagonism against #bitcoin would you have to see in the United States to say “yup, I’m out.”

*work whistle blows* Off to another day in the fiat mines…hope there isn’t a cave in today. #bitcoin

Dinner with the gov’t Me: “dang, that was delicious.” Gov’t: *Buurrp* right?! Me: *pulls out wallet* Gov’t : “yo fam, I forgot mine. Could you get me this time?” Me: “ idk, are you actually gonna pay me back? Or are you just gonna print a whole bunch more in your mom’s basement once you get home?” Gov’t *glances around evasively, sweat begins to bead on their forehead* “you can have full faith and confidence that I’ll pay you back. Promise” Me: “excuse me waiter, we’ll be splitting the check.” *points across table* “Btw don’t let them leave til they work off the meal. Dude is broke.” Gov’t: “WHAT?! you’d just abandon me?! So much for being a patriot!” Me: “Dude stfu, you just got paid on the 15th. How are you already broke? This is on you. GL.” #bitcoin #useconomy

So let me get this straight. The founding fathers started a fucking war over a 3% tea tax, but now we’re just cool paying the 2% cash holding tax known as inflation? #bitcoin

Decentralized money, decentralized social platforms… *deep inhale* I love the smell of freedom in our Information Era… things are looking up everyone.