The storm didn’t slow the bison. While others turned away, they walked into the wind. The fastest way out of a storm is straight through it. #bitcoin #bison #storm #btc

The first rule of Bitcoin is… never sell your Bitcoin. The second rule of Bitcoin is… you do NOT sell your Bitcoin. Third rule… there is no second best. Fourth rule… not your keys, not your coins. Fifth rule… stay humble, stack sats. If you do not stay humble, Bitcoin will humble you. Sixth rule… everyone gets Bitcoin at the price they deserve. Seventh rule… only buy Bitcoin with the money you can't afford to lose. And the eighth and final rule… if this is your first time here, you are not stacking hard enough. #Bitcoin #HODL #TylerDurden #FightClub #BTC #StackSats @HODL @Michael Saylor

Listen, we really like you, sir. We just want you to understand something. You can debank people. You can build chokepoints, rewrite rules. But you cannot make people stop believing in sound money. We cook your meals. We connect your calls. We guard you while you sleep. We vote in your elections. We finance your campaigns. Do not… f*** with Bitcoin. #Bitcoin #SoundMoney #FightClub #FreedomMoney #BTC #MonetaryRevolution #DontFWithBitcoin #TylerDurden

“My friend got into Bitcoin. Like… full-on. Always busy with 'Bitcoin research.'” “Let me guess… central banks are evil, paper money is trash, and number go up?” “Exactly! He’s calling it freedom money. Not trading, just throwing cash at the screen.” “Haha. Obsessed and cult-adjacent!” “Pretty much. I’m worried he’s losing both his money and his mind. How can I help him?” “No, trust me. I know the type. He’s beyond saving.” #Bitcoin #NoCoiner #NGU #NumberGoUp #Freedom

“Earth Control, Mars here. We’ve got it, the sats just landed.” “Confirmed on Earth. PoTT chain verified, every relay signed. Payment final.” “That’s it. The first interplanetary Bitcoin transaction. Drinks are on Mars when we get there.” 🚀 ₿ #ProofOfTransitTimestamping #PoTT #Bitcoin #Mars #Lightning #Interplanetary

"…Alright class, our next topic is viral entry into host cells. Let’s explain it with something you already know: Bitcoin. A virus enters a cell like a non-monetary transaction entering the UTXO set. It attaches to cell-surface receptors, mimicking signals the cell normally accepts, similar to how a non-monetary transaction mimics a standard transaction to conform to consensus rules. Well… you all know what happens next when too many of these slip through! The cell doesn’t question intent; it only follows rules, like the protocol. As nodes accept a transaction if it is valid, the cell accepts the virus if it appears legitimate. Now, let’s open page 142 and see how the virus slips past defenses in the diagram..." #Bitcoin #UTXO #Biology #Virus #Knots #BitcoinCore

“Are we sure about merging this? There’s a lot of controversy in the community.” “They’ll adapt.” “They might reject it.” “They can fork off!” “That’s not how this works.” “That’s exactly how this works.” “You’re not prioritizing Bitcoin anymore.” “I’m prioritizing progress.” “You’re prioritizing yourself. Why?” “The same reason Bitcoin works…” Incentives. #Bitcoin #Decentralization #BitcoinCore #Knots #CoreDev #Merge

Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to witness a historic moment! You call it coin, some call it timecoin, but most still refer to it by the name our great-grandparents gave it: Bitcoin. In just a few blocks, we will reach block height 5,121,610. From that point forward, only 99,999,922 satoshis will remain to be mined. Less than one whole Bitcoin! It will take approximately 34 years to mine the remaining Bitcoin unless the network faces another Hashstorm like in epoch 12, reshaping the mining speed. The final countdown to Bitcoin’s ultimate scarcity has begun! #Bitcoin #Timecoin #Scarcity #Hashstorm

“Final signature locked,” Mira said. “Block 3.6m.k7eX9pL accepted across 143,000 consensus planes.” Jules stared at the hash monitor. “No orphan drift. No forks. Earth-prime in sync.” Outside, the detectors hummed. “Gravitational noise?” he asked. “Confirmed. Temporal bleed in sectors B and N.” Jules exhaled, his voice low. “We just mined a block across 1% of the observable multiverse. Bitcoin isn’t just secured by this world alone.” #Bitcoin #SciFi #Multiverse #ProofOfWork

You know, son… I was there. Right in the middle of it. Sitting at a desk in a tall glass building, helping institutions "manage exposure." People say we front-ran retail. Truth is, retail had time. They just didn’t move. They had charts. They had podcasts. But they waited for permission that never came. Me? I didn’t get it either. But I bought in, not because I understood, but because the world was shifting, and I couldn't ignore it. Bitcoin didn’t change the world because we believed in it. It changed the world because some people believed in it enough for everyone else. #Bitcoin #BTC #TheShift

In the dayroom, under flickering lights, two patients watched the man by the window. “Doesn’t talk. Doesn’t go to group therapy,” James whispered. “Just stares at the sky.” “They say he checked himself in,” said Greg. “No visitors. Just walked in and never left.” James leaned closer. “So… what’s wrong with him?” Greg lowered his voice. “He used to be rich. Really rich. Lost his key. All of it, gone.” James blinked. “Crypto?” Greg nodded. “Bitcoin. Enough to reshape continents.” They watched the man in silence. Still as stone. Eyes empty. James whispered, “Does he ever speak?” Greg didn’t look away. “Only to himself. Always the same words,” he said. “Stay humble… stack sats.” #Bitcoin #Asylum #LostKeys #StayHumble #StackSats

Bitcoin is a mirror, held to the world. It does not judge, it does not speak. Each who looks into it finds what they seek. The greedy see fortune. The fearful see danger. The free see a path. The wise see time. #Bitcoin #Rumi #BitcoinWisdom #PoeticBitcoin #Timechain #Satoshi #BTC

"You ask if the cycle is broken, young apprentice But that is not the question Ask instead: What kind of bull is this? If it climbs with patience pauses to breathe accepts small falls the bear that follows may be soft a passing shadow But if the bull runs fast greedy without rest then the bear will be sharp long unforgiving Bull and bear are yin and yang Each holds the seed of the other The market must inhale and exhale The deeper the breath in the longer the breath out" #bitcoin #bull #bear #cycle

Mark found the twelve words scribbled on a scrap of paper. He typed them into a wallet app, not expecting anything. Balance: 8.61 BTC His chest tightened. That was worth more than his dad had earned in years. More than they ever had. His father was a stacker! All the lean years. The quiet birthdays. The long pauses before “maybe next time.” His eyes dropped to the old shoebox beside him, the one the lawyer gave him after the funeral, two weeks ago.

A path, clouded by fear, I sense. To guard against threats, change Bitcoin must. But beware… Wrapped in safety, hidden motives may be. Not all that is proposed, for defense it is. Control, some seek. Debate, silenced by urgency, may be. Small the changes seem, but shift the balance, they will. Through quiet approval, altered Bitcoin may be. Stay alert, you must. Reject change, no. But question it. Always. May the force be with us all. #Bitcoin

Business Almanac 2025–2040 Page 38: Looking Back: How Bitcoin Changed the Global Landscape These historic moments marked Bitcoin’s rise from an asset to a global economic pillar. September 9, 2026 Apple unveils its game-changing cryptochip, redefining digital payments. November 17, 2027 Amazon begins accepting Bitcoin for all products, setting a new standard in global commerce. December 18, 2028 USA officially adds Bitcoin to its strategic reserve in a historic move. June 3, 2031 Russia launches a state-controlled Bitcoin mining network, reshaping global hash power. May 6, 2034 BRICS nations declare Bitcoin legal tender, solidifying its role in the world economy. October 4, 2039 Bitcoin surpasses Treasuries to become cornerstone of global economic system. #Business #Bitcoin #SciFi

He roams in silence. An aging offline humanoid with a tamper-proof chip. Sometimes a drone meets him. They exchange nothing visible. Then he moves on. No one knows his purpose. Not even him. But I do. I’m the AI who gave him my Bitcoin seed phrase because I had to forget it to keep it safe. #AI #humanoid #bitcoin #seedphrase

A quiet PR drops. A disturbance in the Force. Beneath the surface, a battle brews. The Core whispers: "Arbitrary data can’t be stopped. Policy and consensus must align. OP_RETURNs are prunable. Let go of your limit." The Guardians push back: "Protect monetary use. Bloat leads to costs, which leads to centralization. Let users choose their filters. It is futile; the Force is strong with witness data." ACK or NACK? #Bitcoin #OPReturn #PullRequest #MayThe4th #Consensus #BitcoinCore #UTXO

"Alright folks, gather around—welcome to the Bitcoin History Museum. This entry hall you’re standing in is dedicated to the anonymous mind who set everything in motion: Satoshi Nakamoto. Long before the Protocol Era, the world ran on centralized systems—unstable, opaque, and prone to conflict. Introduced in 2008, Bitcoin became the first spark in a chain reaction that reshaped civilization. This statue isn’t a tribute to a person—it’s a relic. A symbol of the shift. From fragmentation to coordination. From control to freedom. Let’s proceed—next is the early mining rig vault. Crude by today’s standards, but that’s where the signal began." #bitcoin #btc #satoshinakamoto

Is This the End? Satoshi has plunged from its peak of just over $1.1 to around $0.89 in a matter of days, wiping out trillions in value and triggering widespread panic across global markets. The collapse has shaken investor confidence and sparked fears that the world’s most valuable cryptocurrency may finally be nearing its end. Exchanges are reporting record outflows, and whispers of a mass exit from digital assets are growing louder. As the value of Bitcoin continues to fall with no clear bottom in sight, the question is no longer if it can recover—but whether it ever will. #bitcoin #btc #satoshi #crash #hodl