I think they wanted my edibles. I had my wife's and kid's vitamins in that bag, and I bet they checked 'em thinking I was smuggling my meds home in those containers. Wrong bag motherfuckers! Lol

I had the forth amendment printed on viny banner the size of my suitcase and alway put it in my checked bag, on top. Then those dickheads have to physically and legally circumvent the 4th amendment during their warrantless search.

I like that. Not that they care or even know what the 4th means, (they work the fucking tsa, after all) but I like the spirit.

Fuck those faggots dude.

Once upon a time I almost got nabbed at the airport in Brussels for edibles. My man at the time told me to throw them out and I resisted because it was a long flight. I'm glad I listened to him (eventually) because the dog went straight to the trash can to get what I disposed of almost immediately 😅

I wonder if I keep it, and always pack it on top of My stuff, if next time I could pack some contraband underneath it and they'll open it and think somebody already checked it before them and just close it up and send it on its way....

Did you have a lock on it that they were forced to break?

No. I had a feeling they were gonna check my shit so I only locked my wife's bag. (Hence why I didn't pack my goodies in that bag) I've seen them legitimately ruin luggage breaking locks, and it hits the carousel taped up.

That is peak trolling. I 10/10 endorse 😂