Raise your hand if you're not gonna be Elon's exit liquidity 🙋
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Does anybody else think the term "Exit Liquidity" sounds gross as hell? Why not just call them pee-pee people or jizz beings?
Normie friends are frothing at the opportunity over this IPO
SpaceX?
i sold all of my stocks in 2020. bitcoin only.
Jesus
Pussbois are gonna buy up his bags
Damn
Yep every ETF is forced to buy big looks like. I still got stocks in my retirement accounts
“Trust me bro, once SpaceX IPOs he’s gonna buy Tesla, and then he’ll have full control over Tesla and it’ll be the first ever mega corporation!! Then we’re going to the moon to mine the moon minerals.” This comes from an Ivey League investment banker lmao
Might be worth it just for the initial IPO bump.
IPO's seem to always be a bad bet in the short term
I do wonder if this is the way great taking is gonna play out. Swindle index savers from their hard earned pensions by adding grossly overvalued megacorps and forcing indexes to buy.
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Jesus is literally the only human who didn’t start as someone else’s exit liquidity. Then again I don’t really know the mechanics of the immaculate conception. I guess Got could have just initiated fertilization through holy semen but that seems like an unnecessary complication. I may need to pray on this.
Exactly
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