A decade ago I was in my car at a stoplight, and there was a bunch of seagulls eating a discarded bag of fast food in the intersection. When the light turned green, the car in front of me went slowly to give the seagulls a chance to fly away, but they didn't. Instead, the car's tire just slowly ran over a whole pile of seagulls, who just kept going after the fast food as they were run over. I just watched horrified as this played out. Every once in a while, I just wonder why the seagulls never got out of the way despite how slow the threat was. Anyway, looking at the bond market reminded me of this again today.

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This reminds me of an old driver's license multiple choice question. Q: You see a man crossing the road with a white cane, but the light is green for you. What do you do: A. Step on the gas and honk the horn Answers B,C,D were too boring to remember
People and the approaching global fascist governance…..but that was THOSE people getting crushed, not us, what is THIS tasty bit?
Happened to me, too. But without fast-food. A pidgin was landing on the road ahead of me, so I slowed down to allow it to fly away. It kept sitting there while I rolled on. It was not killed by my tire but probably tried to nope out while under some moving part as I heard a short blender noise and saw a field of feathers in the back mirror. Guess that's natural selection at work.
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picking up pennies in front of a steamroller
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