GUESS WHAT HONEY. WE ARE GOING TO LIV3 LIKE GODDAMNED HUMAN BEINGS BASKING IN BURNING FILAMENTS LIKE JESUS CHRIST INTENDED. I BOUGHT 900 0F THESE. DONT ASK ME WHO HAD TO DIE. image

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Ghost👻 1 month ago
Whale oil you say🤔, that's unfortunate☹️. Because...... Try saying "Whale, oil, beef, hooked" in an Irish accent😬😂🥳.
Pretty sure Jesus used oil lamps, so why not get a bunch of those instead? 💁‍♂️ In any event, Satco manufactures in China; you just gave Xi Jinping a stimmy. 🤷‍♂️ Have a lovely, incandescent day. 🤙