just pretend to have a seizure ...

you were shocked to see people in the middle of the road and had a seizure and couldn't stop the car you're so sorry

the world will somehow have to move on without a bunch of blue haired liberal arts majors :(

If you run people down with your car to get to Walmart I should be legally allowed to have you tied up in a men's bathroom for people to use as a lifeless object until that's what you are