Hey, my pee doesn't burn.

no lie tho I ordered pho, spice level 5/5. little Vietnamese guy behind the counter laughed and said I couldn't finish it. I had to prove him wrong. it had Carolina reapers in it, floating on a pond of chili oil extract. so hot it made me numb like cocaine. the next day it made my pee burn. the capsasin got in my kidneys. total body flush. it was a religious experience

I had a similar experience as a young man. A restaurant we frequented after work for drinks had a new Jamaican Cook. I wanted to get some hot wings and I told him to give me the hottest wings he knew how to make. Big, huge mistake. He took that as a challenge, and made me some Jamaican jerk chicken wings. I could barely finish them, and the next day every trip to the bathroom was a fiery hellstorm 🤣

you gotta fly close to the sun to let you know your limits

After that day I started working on my spice tolerance. Now very stronk.

I'm like Wesley in The Princess Bride, I'm immune to iocane power at this point. fuck with me, I'll poison BOTH glasses.

This! It's a good ability. I've had a person accuse me of trying to poison them with chili (she was eating my food, without my permission). It's just the way I like it, but a bite made her scream and cry 🌶️🥵💦🤣

i guess she'll think twice before she steals your lunch next time

Never happened again 💪