He needs to get his wiener wet.

What makes you think it's Cassie? 👀 Did we ever find out who Cassie was? They've kinda given up that gig lol. Got a bit dry, didn't really have much legs I suppose. At least these parody accounts might be funnier. Or are we using 'cassie' as a nostr term? 🤔 ie All alts are 'cassies'?

Cassie as in it's a bored Nostrich.