Technological sea change🤔😳🤯
….the council approves🫡🌅⭕️
…,get on this immediately quant ( @node )
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@node 🤦🏿
This gives me an idea... treasury company, but actually BTC backed! Node, get in touch
There will be much beating...of the markets!
You made it too easy with the word beating lol. I’ll play nice 🤭
My, how the turn tables.
It's Sunday and our meme department isn't in the office to defend me yet. You win, this round
Wasn’t it you who said yesterday “I do whatever I want” ? 🤨
Defend? I played nice on this one 😂
“Rules for thee not for me” eh mate? 😂
Send the cease and decist to the relays 😂
I’ll do what I want with that meme indeed
Kind GFY 😂
Exactly 😂
Ryan gets it
Https://blossom.primal.net/33b436064e9cd0c0d3f8e3b647de5e1452d9a1167ec17b59b9ff6b8ea715e066.mp4
Send them to primooool
Not involved with yolobaaaaaaaase? 🤨
#nopromo
#nopromo
what is yolobase
Shitposting 😂
Started as Yodlbase. Play on words with scambase
where can I lose my money
@YODL another mark... er, I mean client!
He’s got that nostr.land exit liquidity 🤣
How do I get in on this?
I heard that the shareholder might make an appearance later. Even higher than the CEO 😂
That must require a lot of blunts 🤔👀
Forced traumas I mean.
Zap me to fund your account and prove you're serious investor. Our call center is experiencing higher than normal volume, so normal channels are difficult to get through atm. God candles loading...
Nevermind I will put my money into [redacted]base (NDA required)
Blunt force traumas. Definitely 🤭
I blame myself,... well actually the marketing team for not doing a better job getting the word out. Maybe this simple diagram will help semi understand
Miss a meeting, take a beating. Rule 1 at the company
HFSP
Jk, we could use someone of your particular set of skills... I think we may be "aligned" on a few things.
Check DMs, and sign NDA too
Does missing a meeting for beating get me a free meat tenderizing?
Can't spell yolobase without yolo 😉🫂
Yes 😂
Speak with @YODL
Use my referral link in the bio
I'm trying to get thru for this once in a lifetime opportunity, but @YODL told me the lines were clogged or something.
Image proof me my trying to "give you the money"
Love the enthusiasm. Rest assured we're working round the clock to get to your call. Accounts receivable is practically our whol-- is a bit part of what we focus on here. Damn voice to text always messing things up. Get me another line of blow, I think we've got a live one here. Everyday ... born. ... oh crap
Siri sucks this guy's npub
Erm. Sorry. *Siri sucks
Haha, you got the joke! Was worried you'd it might go over your head and you'd somehow think I was actually saying such things 😅
Ooh, I think I hear you getting through to the "boiler room" hahaaaa.
Enjoy our white glove onboarding and please leave a review
does it come with support for [redacted] wallet
It seems she swallows. Big time
Wait? You think I'm actually a Trader? How fuckken dare you.
I'm out!
I'm leaving my business card.
Not yet! Some of accused our high security glacier cold storage double counting ledger technology a "foot gun" though, which is clearly bad ass. But I'm sure with someone like you on board we could step it up to an even more complex and secure set up! NDA to play, check DMs!
Yuge
I just imagined a guy screaming "Siri Swallow!" At his now tainted screen 🤦🤣
Good thing I've got android. Google got me covered.
Oh, wait, no! You got us all wrong, man. We live the purist of vidas here. We secure funds and put them to work responsibly, so you do t have to. With an MNAV of... basically infinity 😏, it's now or never to get on board though. No pressure, but I don't know if you noticed the recent dip and clear recovery...not financial advice Christian DYOR etc 🧲🧲🧲
Hmm.. that magnate looks pretty legit 🤔
Gemini probably has that glock glock 3000 as well 😉
Girth
"the GOONEr 3000"
Kill me now please. The bit has been bitten off more than I can cud.
Poe rn:
That Robert Rodriguez movie 🤌🏾
My favourite expression from it is: “it’s go go, not cry cry”
Please be respectful
That’s the magnet support indicator; it never misses. Not buying is basically setting your money on fire.
Girth
I will refrain from referencing retainers then 🫡
Bro…it’s… beautiful
Looks like Jabba the Hut trying to put on lingerie
Being tarded is a superpower
FYI, zap limit has been reached. 🤨
Gotta up your limit.
Yolobase down?
This story sounds familiar
Master Will must be displeased 😔
Contact support by DM is a good way to lighten the support load on Nostr 🤔😂
Is bitty pumping?
Market up, yolobase temporarily down. Causes suspected to be related to CoinOS integration (forensic data suggests they may have made up a lower limit from thin air after a potential breach, hoping that no customers would hit that limit and notice, investigation still underway), or possibly annoying Damus overlords in some way.
😱
Feds told him to crash servers 
Open the DMs
Ol' Jerome on the red phone to yodl.
Yo this man’s a real Do Kwon
We all know yodl isn’t pulling the strings or running the show
@YODL is this true? I thought there were No Strings™© at Yolobase™
This is concerning, no???!?
Safu™ 🤔🤨🧐🥄
It's simple, as previously illustrated. We're climbing to the moon, with no end in sight. Up only! 10x leverage yolo, or bust! 👀😅
Oh, I said "snafu atm"
Steady lads 🫡🛳️
We are going higher
(IQ 10^2 lol)
I'm going exponential.
😳…this tard is outta control Jerry 🤦🏽♂️😂⭕️
I'm off the hook and on the Tylenol!
I'm only seeing crecents. I need full blown ragers 🌒🌕
Curvature either way is acceptable.
Soon, we fly 🦅
Elliptical curves or busts
loooool
Liquid or pills?
Cooking up 8-balls
Idk how I used to listen to this shit it’s pretty annoying haha
Ima lil embarrassed to admit that I just looked up the meaning safu….its a lil different than I’d assumed 😳🤷🏽♂️😂🤦🏽♂️⭕️
Gotta admit my interpretation was better🤷🏽♂️⭕️
Never change. Stay golden ponyboy. 
Ur my nostr oyster @MAHDOOD …GFY 🤨😂🫂⭕️
Yeah... same
Yo, new delete this dropped
We never talk about oysters again
