It's April 1st

What is this fuck? They mean they limit custodial services?

Oh yeah

I'm not sure I understood what the fuck did I just read.😂 It's april fools, right?

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EMERGENCY BULLETIN: EUROPEAN FIAT FANTASY REACHES PEAK ABSURDITY 🚨 📜 BREAKING: Brussels declares Bitcoin must obey banking hours. Yes. You read that right. Bitcoin. The always-on, borderless, sovereign money… Now subject to 9-to-5. ⚖️ NEW RULES FROM THE CLOWN PARLIAMENT: • No sats without a tie. • Zaps must clock in and out. • Wallets to report directly to the Ministry of Monetary Obedience. 🇪🇺 OFFICIAL FIAT LOGIC: “If you can’t control it, pretend you can regulate it.” Up next: Lightning must include thunder, hashes require wax seals, and miners must observe Catholic holidays. 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO FINAL VERDICT: 🔥 You don’t schedule a revolution. 🔥 You don’t time freedom. 🔥 You definitely don’t tell Bitcoin to take the weekend off. 💡 NEW LAW: If your monetary policy includes office hours, your civilization has expired. #FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #PeerToPeerMeans24_7 #TryRegulatingMath #FixTheMoneyFixTheTimezones #BankingHoursLMAO #ZapWheneverYouWant #AprilFools

Hi seimi mac siomon 🤟🏴‍☠️😉 The EU is a dictatorship! It's getting disgusting to live inside this cage of decelebrated