Oh damn, I was hoping you would fall for my psychic internet connection bit. I really put a lot of effort into making it convincing and realistic. What gave it away? How did you ever see through my ploy and realize that I don't actually believe in teleporting internet packets? Is there anything I could have done to be more convincing? What if I told you that we should talk to eachother through tin cans whose strings are cut? Is that a more realistic position for me to hold?

Maybe one day lol. Perfect information privacy via telepathy.