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RogueHashrate _@roguehashrate.com 4 months ago

Wait until I release the super ooga unga kabunga roll it's = 5184 rolls 😆

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Tekkadan, ゲロゲロ! 🐸 _@mycelium.social 4 months ago

I just want a toilet with a garden hose attachment, why am I dragging paper across my butthole like some 👽

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 4 months ago

🤷‍♀️ I don't make the rules

Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 4 months ago

Glad I'm not the only one 😂🫂

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 4 months ago

Nooooooooo When did we get to a point that a 4 pack of regular rolls wasn't enough 🤔. We all need to rethink our diets...

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 4 months ago

You have to have a leaf blower attachment, too. No wet buttholes.

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Anhern Sarsalor [IQ: 102] _@animestr.xyz 4 months ago

That's what toilets are like here

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 4 months ago

One day

beejay beejay@nip-05.com 4 months ago

😁

beejay beejay@nip-05.com 4 months ago

I use maybe 1.5-2 rolls a week...but I hate shopping for stuff, so I get the 12 pack and it will last me a couple months

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Noisy signal 4 months ago

The ATM gives perfect sizes. Might be a bit hard on the ring piece. Plumbers will be on call 24/7 and it will be a free service. You will have plenty of visitors. Has potential to be an emerging tourist attraction. And if they want regular toilet -paper charge em 1 sat per leaf. Better hurry before Trumps team creates a law banning it.

Séimí Mac Síomón seimi@nostrplebs.com 4 months ago

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Ryan ryan@downisontheup.ca 4 months ago

Put a Nostr logo on this and you've got another perfect ad.

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 4 months ago

Me at the store trying to figure out if the mega rolls are cheaper than the regular rolls 😂😂

Bearetta 🐻‍❄️🇨🇿 Bearetta@Bitpunk.fm 4 months ago

We usually have a price by meter written in tiny letters on the labels. That's the only way I keep some control over the mountains of different rolls.

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Séimí Mac Síomón seimi@nostrplebs.com 4 months ago

Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 4 months ago

Same, but they try to trick you sometimes by having price per roll 🙄. And I'm old and can't read that tiny writing 👵😭

tako tako@nostrplebs.com 4 months ago

💯

whit basicbee@nostr.com 4 months ago

🤣🤣🤣.