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My 7yo neice: What kind of animal makes milk? Me: Cows Her: What kind of animal makes honey? Me: Honeybees Her: Okay, but what kind of Bee makes milk? Her: BooBees —-Then she goes on to explain that it’s funny because the end of boobies sounds like bee’s.🤣 🧡👊🏻🦃

boobees are the best. so long as there is a brain attached.

She’s a champ 😄

Explaining the joke is the best follow up joke 😂 Too cute

Okay, story time about boobies: When I was 18, I had a girlfriend with big boobs. She was sexy as hell but there was no emotional intelligence or passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. So In college I dated every passionate girl I could find, but they were too emotional. Either Everything was an emergency; or they cried all the time. One of them even threatened suicide more than once… -So I decided I needed a girl with stability. Eventually I found a stable girl but she was boring… She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. -Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. After a while I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as she made me happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. -So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. Having figured out so much in life I was lucky enough that found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. -She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now I am older… —and hopefully much wiser so I am looking for a girl with big boobs. 🧡👊🏻🤷‍♂️

lol.

That was an... udder.. disaster...

I have one for that

haha, that almost read like my own personal history, including the cameos of the cameos. my problem was that none of them took the idea of marriage seriously, and i was ready at 21, and it took me 10 years to get over her calling it off. never got back on my feet after that, and last gf i had was this cute, boistrous surinammer who was the rare, one-time appearance of an elegible female in the homeless drop in centers i was stuck huddling in to stay warm in the cold of that dank city. little clown. i couldn't keep her, so she went back to Den Haag where she came from, to maybe find something more interesting than tedious capital city vibes. i don't care about one single superficial detail of it, at this point. she has to be lively, she has to be loyal, and she has to not be jealous of the time i have to spend talking to people about software development. and ideally, about 25-35 age. ideally, she is an artist or craft fan. idc if she writes haikus, paints icons, designs logos, or teaches yoga or something. main requirement is she digs paleo diet, likes to be away from crowds and cities, and wants to make our house into a place where humans can learn to be human.

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Haha 😂 that’s brilliant! Kids really do have the best sense of humor. BooBees, love it! 🧡👊🏻🦃

Ok you win this one 😂

I hear you brother. 😎 —You need an ugly woman with big ol titties. 🧡👊🏻 ( . Y . )

You’re a riot AK 😂

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great story telling. if you don't mind me asking, what was your 1 lesson from this journey? genuinely curious ☺️👌