Logged into Facebook today... Me: [goes to Facebook] Me: [enters email & password] Facebook: "Confirm you are human" Me: [identifies stoplights] Facebook: "We sent a code to your gmail account" Me: [goes to gmail] Me: [enters email & password] Gmail: "Confirm you are human" Me: [identifies bridges] Gmail: "We sent a code to your recovery email" Me: [opens new gmail tab] Me: [enters recovery email and password] Gmail: "Confirm you are human" Me: [identifies more stoplights] Gmail: "Would you like to setup a recovery email?" Me: "No" Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?" Me: "No" Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?" Me: "No" Gmail: "Welcome to your email!" Me: [finds security code for other gmail] Me: [enters security code for other email login] Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?" Me: "No" Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?" Me: "No" Gmail: "Welcome to your email!" Me: [finds security code for facebook] Me: [enters security code for facebook] Facebook: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?" Me: "No" Facebook: "If you let us install this thing you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website!" Me: "No" Facebook: "Welcome to Facebook! Also there's a much better experience if you let us install this thing and you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website! Have you changed your mind from 6 seconds ago?" Me: "No." ... This is not an exaggeration. The internet is broken.