Logged into Facebook today... Me: [goes to Facebook] Me: [enters email & password] Facebook: "Confirm you are human" Me: [identifies stoplights] Facebook: "We sent a code to your gmail account" Me: [goes to gmail] Me: [enters email & password] Gmail: "Confirm you are human" Me: [identifies bridges] Gmail: "We sent a code to your recovery email" Me: [opens new gmail tab] Me: [enters recovery email and password] Gmail: "Confirm you are human" Me: [identifies more stoplights] Gmail: "Would you like to setup a recovery email?" Me: "No" Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?" Me: "No" Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?" Me: "No" Gmail: "Welcome to your email!" Me: [finds security code for other gmail] Me: [enters security code for other email login] Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?" Me: "No" Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?" Me: "No" Gmail: "Welcome to your email!" Me: [finds security code for facebook] Me: [enters security code for facebook] Facebook: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?" Me: "No" Facebook: "If you let us install this thing you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website!" Me: "No" Facebook: "Welcome to Facebook! Also there's a much better experience if you let us install this thing and you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website! Have you changed your mind from 6 seconds ago?" Me: "No." ... This is not an exaggeration. The internet is broken.

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My new favorite is that my Gmail verification demands number I lost a year ago, but can still log in from trusted devices. But cannot change the number. It sends me only to FAQ, no other option given.
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someone 1 year ago
they make u feel like a robot, then ask you to prove you are human
Sounds like Gmail and Facebook are botphobic. Not very inclusive of them.
Mass corporate social media is broken. Stop using 'free' services where you are the product.
I am crying like a little gurl at the realization that all of the above is true and not about to get any better. We must focus on finding out how our #bitcoin #nostr escape pod will grow to the size of the many that will follow us in desperation after seeing us achieve peace, like no other, as we reduce our interactions with the broken internet.
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nabs 1 year ago
It is not the internet that is broken. It is much of Big Tech and government. They seem to think they have enough of us sufficiently completely whipped that we will accept anything as normal and reasonable. And it thinks with some justification that the one that aren't whipped enough yet soon will be by such overweening nonsense.
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CJ_Clippy 1 year ago
I'm glad you documented this. So many processes online are this way and it hurts my soul
now do this for nests on an iphone without having anything previously set up
had like 3-4 blokes give up on the sign up process and nests itself, bc they weren't able to sign in, and they couldn't send texts in the chat nor come up on the stage without it
Now, try setting up a new Twitter account... I had to, for work. And they make you jump through so many hoops. You even have to pay for your own SMS verification now!
It’s been this way for far too long. I hope our children find a better way.
I have 15 email accounts that I use pretty regularly, and have them in thunderbird. I never have any problem checking my email or sending from any of the accounts. None are gmail. Why did you choose to use gmail for your email addresses?
It has become a nightmare. Surprisingly, some people don't even use ad-blockers these days. How can you navigate the web in that way is a mystery to me πŸ˜…"
YES. I hate it so much. I appreciate those saying β€œNostr fixes this” but the part it doesn’t really fix (at the moment, anyway) is that emails are like this. I have several email addresses that are not Gmail and most of them I no longer use, but they are used in account recovery. So every once in a while, I have to trek across two or three email accounts hunting for stupid codes.
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EL 1 year ago
You are not alone πŸ˜„
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nabs 1 year ago
I added TOTP 2FA and removed phone numbers and devices from Google knowledge. Makes me a lot happier when I have to use a Google identity. My TOTP stuff doesn't need a separate app as my Password Manager hardles TOTP just fine (bitwarden, protonpass, keepassxc).
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nabs 1 year ago
Deleted my old FB account somewhere during COVID madness when I tired of the rampant propaganda, shouting down and censorship. Decided to sign back up 8 months ago for business reasons only. Though I jumped through their hoops they still suspended the account in 2 weeks saying they thought I was a bot. More back and forth. Compared to what it was at its heydey, even in groups I used to enjoy, it is a sterile annoying ghost town now. The marketplace has some legs. Some business area centric groups and hobby groups get some leads and mileage still I guess. But not much there to put up with the abuse for.
Thanks for making this journey so much fun 🀩πŸ₯³πŸ§‘
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