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They found an asteroid made of dollars and communism
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Seize the means of inflation!
What a generous asteroid.
Someone should explain scarcity to them...
who tf actually likes nasa. shady mf’s
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Shits getting wild.
If I clapped my hands and everything in the world turned to gold, no one in the world is better off.
Except rumplestiltskin
We shoulda kept using those shells….
We'll be using the 3 shells.
Calm down, Midas.
You could stack so many SATs 😏🤣
and they will co-opt it and say they did it "for the kids"
I smell Rehypothecation
if you discover alchemy, u have to keep it a secret
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If everyone has $1,246,105,919, then no one does.
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Don't be such a negative Nancy, with that kind of money everyone on earth can finally quit their job and get a lambo
Gold prices would crash so hard the the 1.2 Billion would end up being more like a single months rent payment.
To the moon!
Don't look up!
JPM finally found a way to cover their silver shorts.
Btw I worked on that satellite a few years back.
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Can I borrow money against my asteroid?