Meh... You're just trimming the grass. And if anyone hasn't grown asparagus; it is a grass that keeps coming back. Oh, you paid how much at the store? Lolz, you got played.
Nah... I'm jealous and lashing out... Ain't no asparagus near me but at the grocery store. Got a bud in Oregon who grows it and flaunts it at me every few weeks.