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Uncle Mark! The central bank scammer 🤣
Come in for a hug 🤣
Ah crap wrong gif
@npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve's reaction: 
Nope. That’s the right one 😂
wtf is this? 🤣
Come in for a hug 🥰🤭🤣💀
This happens with gifbuddy sometimes 🥴🤣
Happy accident. I’m saving it for future use 😂🫂
🤭🤣🤣🤣🫂
Wait. I thought the problem was to receive. If the problem is receiving than just adding your add ring into the profile fixes it.
I see your zap address. So you can receive lol
@stache this is it right?
Is it the right address?
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I sent a 40 sat zap. It worked
You just zapped me lol. So you’re good?
I see this one. I checked the wallet to be sure. That’s the only one I see
You’re sending from a wallet? I thought you were doing nwc
I only see first one
No wait. Don’t touch anything in your other client since it works. Don’t remove the address from your profile since that works too. Only thing that should be modified is the nwc string in the wallet section of Damus
This one yes
Ok don’t touch that one
I hope you’re joking
There is no tone 🤣
Ok good 🤣
“Node was so helpful. He fixed my recurring problem with patience.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
No
You’re trying to connect minibits to Damus right?
I think that’s a separate issue (the wallet balance).
Are you able to find the nwc string in minibits? Don’t modify anything. Just try and find it.
That’s a separate issue (the wallet section). I think @elsat already knows about it. You can see your balance in minibits right?
Try zapping from Damus, just to be sure it still doesn’t work
Ok I think it still doesn’t work. Can you disconnect the wallet in the wallet section of Damus?
Click the gear on the top right corner of the wallet section. Then scroll all the way down and click disconnect wallet. Let me know when you’ve done it
Ok now go back in the wallet section. Scroll all the way down. Past the fields referring to Coinos. You should see a field called “paste nwc” or something very similar. Don’t do anything with it yet. Just let me know if you find it
Do you know how to get the nwc string for minibits? If not I can check first
I don’t think you need your npub. You just need the nwc string from minibits
Hold on I have the app I’ll find the spot for you
I don’t have primal I wouldn’t know
“rest o the day”
New cropped meme. Placement is excellent 🤌🏾
Ok so first open minibits.
Tap on settings lower right corner. Then tap on nostr wallet connect (first screenshot)
Then you should see the NWC screen. Click the button I highlighted. The wallet might not be named the same as on my screen. (Second screenshot)
Then click copy (third screenshot)
Then you paste this in the wallet section of Damus
Don’t focus on that part. That’s a separate issue. This is just the display of the transactions in Damus.
We want to see if your zaps work. Try and zap
Just did.
Did u get it?
When can I meet him? 🤭
Oh ur gonna meet him aight!!?!🤨😂
Is this the one you just sent?
No that was from primal
🤭
The attempted Damus zap was for the following post:
Don’t focus on that part. That’s a separate issue. This is just the display of the transactions in Damus.
We want to see if your zaps work. Try and zap
Ok. Did you already copy the string from minibits to the Damus wallet section? Can you show me the field where you copied it?
😳😂
Hide the string
🤣🤣
The pink paste address field
STFU it's Sunday morning early af. Trying to enjoy the morning ffs
Can you try to paste the nwc string again. This time when it’s done, close the app then reopen. Let me know when you’re done
Yo Stacey, YODL just told you to zip it. You’re gonna take that? 🤭
It was still showing that in connection in progress field bu I’ve closed it
The connection in progress field is the one that just seems to run continuously
Mood
Don’t fuck with the king of wordle Stache 🤭
Close all the apps. Then retry
Beat it @YODL 😳🤨😂
Just tried to zap this post from Damus but got an unable to complete message🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Did you close all the apps and retry to link the nwc, then close Damus. Then reopen?
I did but I’ll try it again including turning phone off
Good idea. Never know. Could help
Just did it but after I paste it and hit connect I get that processing field that I’ve been getting since last night and sent u a pic of
F*k !!!!
….the ol hard reboot didn’t work🤯🤷🏽♂️
PV 🤙🤙🤙
Just zapped this message from Damus.
Did u get it?
Can you create a new connection in the minibits app. Add the second screenshot I sent (the second of three), instead of clicking the button I highlighted click on add connection and follow instructions. Then paste it. But don’t forget to close everything first.
No last zap was from YODL
Just did it
Did u get the zap from Damus for this note?
No
McFed, is that you? 🤭
Damnit!!!!!
What if I just scrap it and try and go back to WoS?
No but a pretty good impression huh?😂⭕️
At this point I’m inclined to say yes. But if you do, just remember you have to unlink the nwc wallet in all the clients you use
It’s as if he’s here with us right now. Our assigned agent 🤭
Coach Dr Phil 🤣
And Gucci, their top scorer
Yep it’s gonna suk …but more reps for me b4 this happens again…I hate that cuz I’ve been trying to incorporate an ecash mint app into my daily life but I guess it’ll have to wait 🤷🏽♂️
Are you on an old phone?
No
Do you have lots of apps open? I don’t get why it’s not working. I would tell you to try rizful but it’s the same principle with nwc string to attach
😂🤣
Spot on impression by our mustachioed boy here.
He channels his essence perfectly 🤣
No I had everything else closed except Minibits, Damus and primal
Close primal just in case
Yeah, definitely make sure you integrate ecash while your lightning is still broken 😅
The more complexity the better 🤣
Lightning working fine even with ecash except in Damus
….i know everybody rails on primal but the ux has been far superior for me🤷🏽♂️
The reason I tried Minibits is cuz WoS was only working in primal and not in Damus (but it was the same for Minibits)🤷🏽♂️
Ima zap this note from both clients
(Still using Minibits) let me know what u get
🫡
This was Damus
Let me know if u get it
You have to set up the wallet in all the clients you use, if you want to send with it
No
That last message was spose to be for @YODL
lool you’re right
Tryin u on this note now
Let me know
Nope
K☹️
It’s because you haven’t set it up in Damus 🤣
No I tried but the connection fails
It just shows that screen I sent u earlier.
It looks like it’s going to connect and the connection screen will pulsate for hours🤷🏽♂️
Which version of Damus are you using. TestFlight or App Store?
If I were a betting man, I would bet YODL didn’t receive anything
Don't even know what message he's referring to. Prob a gfy outburst
Just thought of something
I’m in an area where I’ve gotta use cellular data (no WiFi) but I have 5G+ signal🤷🏽♂️
You owe Node like 50k ϟ at this point, and counting
Fav post ⭕️ day….so far u *sshole🤨😂🫡🌅
Tru🤔😳🤯
….a fine reason to not fix this I spose😂⭕️
I'd just delete account and start a new one at this point. Save face
I just sent them from my @yodlme acct…check with him and see if he got them🤨😂⭕️
Oh believe me I’m thinkin bout it🤦🏽♂️
Funds securely allocated from your account to his. Easy breezy, beautiful
“Save face, delete your account”
@YODL you dropped this 🤭
Just changed erythang back to WoS and when I pasted nwc string and hit connect I got the same persistent connection screen pulsating like a pornographic reminder o how this process sucks🤨🤯
I think it’s workin fine in Damus….i don’t understand it🤦🏽♂️
WoS does not use nwc 🤣🤣🤣
🤨😂
….when I lived on primal I didn’t have these issues 🤔….i just had to put up with tards callin me a primal maxi🤔😳🤷🏽♂️💪🏽
No but I was able to use the nwc string from primal last time we set it up
Ironically, the amount of zaps this exchange would have earned you is pretty hefty
Tru….it seems I’m very entertaining while in a state o dejection 🧐🤨🤦🏽♂️😂⭕️
I just zapped this 1 btc from Damus….let me know when u get it🤨😂😂🫂⭕️
I don’t use primal. Damus is king
I didn't, but can debit from your ybase account, no worries. Thanks!
But you use whichever client you want 🤭
But you said you’re using WoS. WoS does not use nwc. It’s a standalone app
That’s cap
But once it’s connected to primal u can generate a nwc from that. It gave me a string to copy into Damus wallet….im pretty sure that’s how we did it last time
The one time I used primal NWC it worked for a while and then crapped out.
No. The nwc you’re generating is from the primal wallet. Not from WoS
Same. Worked for a few days then I reverted to whatever else I was using. It was a while ago.
This is hilarious 🤣
⭕️urs 🤣
Anyone who is pro KYC has to be a fed suspect
At the top of the list of suspects!
Tomato tomoto….it frickin worked🤷🏽♂️
I’d consider givin on of @SatsMcD.ai ‘s
Testicles to the Damus devs it the MF would start workin again😳🤨
*givin one
Cereal, tagged me just now