**Donald:** *[Takes a seat gracefully]* You've got a nice place here. Honest work. Family business, I presume? **Mr. TikTok:** Yes, been in the family for generations. I'm just trying to keep it running. **Donald:** That's admirable. These days, not everyone understands the value of hard work and tradition. **Mr. TikTok:** Can I offer you something? Coffee, perhaps? **Donald:** No need, thank you. I'm here to talk about a mutual opportunity. **Mr. TikTok:** *[Uncertain]* Opportunity? **Donald:** Yes. You see, the world's changing. Sometimes, unfortunate events happen. Accidents. It's wise to have friends who can make sure those accidents don't affect good folks like yourself. **Mr. TikTok:** I'm not sure I follow. **Donald:** *[Leans in slightly]* Let me be direct. For a mere 50%, my associates and I can ensure that your business remains... uninterrupted. Safe from any mishaps.
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does your social media platform have a permit? because if not, then it's worthless.
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