I live in California, look Californian….but don’t sound it, because I’m a new englander with my dad’s personality and that means..I’m constantly offending people here🤷♀️
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Isn't taking offence somewhat of the state religion of urban and sub-urban Californians?
Yeah but they get triggered by my accent and word choices even when I’m trying to be nonoffensive
Yeah, with your looks, you could sounds like a Valley girl, but that's not what I've heard coming oir of your mouth from the videos I've seen 🤣 it might just be that the normie Callie girls and men can't handle the difference. They can be kinda fragile 😇🤣
I like you how you are!
No one is from California, so I don't understand how you can offend anyone.
You’re so sweet, but this is why I had to import my husband from New England. I tried dating Californians long ago and it wasn’t for me 😂
Well, it still happens literally all the time. I just open my mouth and say words
Maybe that's the Universe's way of telling you that you ought to be living in the Free State of New Hampshire 😄
New Hampshire too cold. Mass or ass
Ooh, smart move! 🤗🥳
My husband grew up in Northern California and he had to import me from Sweden, the country if nerds 🤣😎
I love Sweden because everyone is beautiful
Haha, I definitely got a little creeped out when some old dude at a store in Ca commented, "oh, that's why you're so beautiful" when I had just mentioned coming from Sweden when I was in Ca in my early 20s... his mood also kinda shifted when he said it. Like 🤤 not 😃
I got out of there like 😳😬
I pretend to be Swedish and have a fake accent I do when I’m getting hit on. The “no English” thing works very well😂😂
Fuck them. California is lost. Reintegrate NE. They need more like u.
U think im here for the politics? The weather is unbeatable 😂
Look, a Californian could say a sentence like “the sky is blue” and then I could repeat that sentence with my dialect and somebody is mad all of the sudden😂
Agreed and I wasn’t too far
That's a good things. I live in California, am Californian, and sound Californian, and I still constantly offend people here, because fuck 'em!
You do have the look with the blonde hair!
All Swedish people from at least 12 to 70 years old know English, but not all Americans know that, so I'm glad you can use that 😎
Will Ferrell is married to a Swede and will apparently pretend to be Swedish if they're visiting Sweden and he hears a loud American spot him and say he's gonna go up to him. Will will start speaking broken Swedish but the person can't tell, and then they'll circle back to their family and go, "nah it wasn't him" 🤣🤣🤣
Wait that’s actually hilarious and yeah Americans don’t know at all so I’m still good 😂
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Work on the drawl, gets 'em every time 😂. They either don't understand you, think you're slow, or think it's cute.
I do that when I get pulled over😂😂
They're like awww what a special girl, have a nice day don't eat paste! 🤭🤣
I’ve had an officer ask me if I needdd a police escort home
Yes officer, I'd live a big strong man to help me on my way 😂
I did take them up on it because it was a little trafficy😂😂
My hero 🥰
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The dialect: "FACK YA BLOO SKY YA FACKING FACK!"
I've been to Boston. They say things like that while they're laughing and hugging you.
Yup everyone hates my new yawker attitude in ca, even though im native being raised by east coasters is offensive 😂
It’s rough😂
I am- in fact- FROM California 🧏♀️
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This disease you speak of seems to have made its way up and down the entire west coast
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People think puzzles and I are fighting when we’re just flirting 🤷♀️