Advice for young men: find yourself a wife who is more of a conspiracy theorist than you.

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That’s an impossible task given how far out in the deep end I am πŸ˜‚
In all seriousness, because this is one of the most serious questions there is... Find a woman who believes all of your conspiracy theories that she didn't believe the day before you met. Then make sure she means it. Not kidding.
IMy advice is to have a country side wife or coming from village. The rest u can do it alone.πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… Trust me........ U need back up
Mine taught me about vaccines being bullshit when we first met and I thought she was fucking nuts. What a sweet summer child I was.
I prefer older men, so young men move right along.... But the CIA did experiments on me as a child πŸ•΄οΈπŸ‘½πŸ§œβ€β™€οΈ
most of the time boys make the first move. but if a girl does, none will love you more than that girl.
Tread carefully with this one... My wife is mad anytime I buy more BTC without buying more 50lb bags of dry beans. Some people really do like physical commodities...
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