@The Tim you make me drop out of this discussion. This meme says it all. Game over. Just let us do som serious work and reread @Gigi:

😆 Next can we change “wallet” to “key holder” 🙈

I'd go further and propose a BIP to change "wallet" to "bag cord". Furthermore a cold wallet becomes a diamond bag cord and a hot wallet must be named paper bag cord. Also we should setup lawyers to enforce this on a multiplanetary scale.

I'd boost this note if @The Tim didn't enable me with his note below to drop this discussion entirely and push my energy elsewhere.