-Wake up.
-Turn on CNN.
-Schedule your 17th booster shot with your corner pharmacy.
-Pull down surgical mask to eat some glyphosate.
-Take SSRI medication.
-Put surgical mask on yourself and your dog.
-Make “my body, my choice” sign, or “stop oil” sign. Your freedom to choose.
-Drive to protest.
-Disparage any and all thoughts, ideas, and beliefs different from yours.
-Return to shoebox apartment.
-Call parents for more fiat.
-Enjoy an epic cry for being overweight and alone.
-Watch more CNN.
-Eat more glyphosate.
-Return surgical mask over nose/mouth.
-Fall asleep.
-Never change.
-Repeat.
Now that is the life.
