I just stood right next to a guy I know in the urinals.
We ignored each other completely, which is convention 😂
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🏈Kolormepurple🏈 (@SkolCheryl) on X
Conversations are fun. I just learned men’s restroom etiquette at urinalysis and we are dying laughing. Also, we each just bought a dozen ears of...
That'd make me so uncomfortable. There's got to be at least one urinal distance between individuals.
no head turns!
Wasn’t an option 🥹
Never 😂
my rule of thumb is, if its a close friend and you are already mid conversation on the way in, you can keep talking as long as you keep looking "straight" (pun intended).
If one of you arrives while the other is mid-stream, i generally avoid the greeting and minimize responses, and grunt during the silence to deter the other from the urge to start. Now that im old, it takes me a few minutes to start, so that can be awkward too..if there is no pee sound coming out, why the hell are you here? 😆
Yeah, I'd find that uncomfortable 😂
He's 6ft 3" and the pub owners grandson.
You would too 😂
Yesterday, after dropping off by the bus stage where I stay, I stopped by the public urinals before heading home. This douche came right next to me, talking on his phone and staring right down at me, without ever opening his zipper or anything. Just stood there casually. Very weird guy. I just did what I was there to do and hurried out, I couldn't tell whether he was trying to pick a fight or something.
I believe this scenario is covered in the book:
"How to win friends and influence people" 😂
I've seen this one.
He also does a "shopping mall visit with wife", which is great.
Damn I should really read that book lol I have it but too…
This one ?
Yes 🙌 😂
I hope that book is large enough to slap him with it if I ever run into him again. 🤣
You should have told him to clip his finger nails 💅
You should had said man this water is cold 🥶
Share a creepy half-smile, that will be an ack! lol