When you’re a feces person, you can smell shit on everyone around you except yourself. If one wishes to grow, one must get a good whiff of the poop within.
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It’s fertilizer. That should be the ending of the quote.
Just buy a bidet ffs
lol don’t assume I haven’t
Poopfucius says.
That’s my alter ego 😂😂
That metaphor hits hard—self-awareness really does start with facing your own mess.
I don’t know, as a builder I think sewage is best kept underground and I’m keeping it beneath me. 🤮
Man these fortune cookies 🥠 are getting weird.
Ahh, but at least you recognize it’s there. That’s the key to poop wisdom
Could that be a job? Writing silly fortunes?
I have one word: German toilets
You know that’s two words, but I just looked them up and wtf lol. I was in Germany briefly when I was younger and do not remember these
Yes, I'm aware. It was a trade-off I was comfortable to make in order to enhance the importance of studying one's shit. They have a little purgatory where shit rests before it joins the continuum, just enough to take a look at the final product. It's Japanese for cleaning and German for research.
A turd shelf basically 😂
Purgatory. Please respect my metaphor. 🤭
Ok purgatory lmao
Exactly😂
If Cards against humanity can do it so can you 😄
Release the poop within.
You seem cultured
Self home brew jenkems?
That would be a fucking rad gig
I like that😂😂
Like yogurt my dude
That’s right
I’m stealing that
You can have!
bro.... thats deep.
In the colon