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Haha are you going to Klingon Court?
I AM THE KLINGON COURT 👀
Yes Chancellor
I can't wait 👍
The judge is sure to get a few laughs out of it.
I AM INNOCENT, I WAS WATCHING BAYWATCH WITH GOWRON AT THE TIME OF THE INCIDENT 😂
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Indeed, Mike was with me for the whole plot 👀
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This ☝️ 🤣
Always thinking Mike 😉
Let's see if he can keep a straight face 😁
I've been using Mike's nsec, if the feds start asking questions given that I've recently just given away my previous ones😮😂.
This complicates things for Defense Counsel 👀
Just trying to muddy the waters, in any way I can🙏🏻.
Can't wait until they show the courtroom the giant yarn penis.
But I've got a remote signer 😱
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The car was upside down when I got here. I left it right side-up some time ago. Some kids drove by and poured somethin' all down my shirt;
it might have been tequila, I don't know. I stepped into the woods for a midnight prayer, I don't know what went down while I was not here, but that stop sign was on the hood when I bought the car, and the car was upside down when I got here.
Hmmmmm. That's me fucked then🤷🏻♂️.
You doubt me?
Infidel 😡
I'll just claim to be Gordon Burns instead then🥳.
With your pfp it seems everything you say is said while laughing 😂
You said doubt not me 🤭
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Here's Jimmy Saville to disprove your claims 😳
Sir, this is a Wendy's 👀
Trial for who, though?
oh, like you all did to Capt Kirk?
Everyone knows that he was guilty 👀
That's a question I did not ask myself 👀
well, whatever. Your little ice planet prison couldn't hold him anyway.
So true! 👀
I'm surprised you all don't claim he was a Klingon like Shakespeare!
Kirk? No way. One hundred percent Human, that man 👀
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