Dave Portnoy: Emergency Press Conference
It's quite long but absolutely worth watching it
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Who the fuck is this clown? Heβs like inverse Crammer but practical.
It's indeed hard to watch... π€¦ββοΈ
Lmao, the retail representorrrr
ETF believers will get this guy to buy back in at $50k, and then he can hold it allll the way back down, too.
Doesn't matter how popular one is, if they don't understand how markets move they will get wrecked over and over again.
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Davey boy is worse at this than a boomer grandad at this.
The winklevi bit about Elon, Mars/asteroids/whatever is such a shitty elevator pitch.

Omg. I'm crying right now. ππππππ
Lettuce hands Dave. His #Bitcoin journey is tragic ππ
Self-Liquidation is a disease. π
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He's still doing better than most traders π
And the whole point is, Marty already told him about self-custody in 2017 I think. You see, you don't need to have brains to be fiat rich. Brains just hold you back man... π
You get the price you deserve π€£ put a million into an asset and donβt take the time to learn the first thing about it. π
