When bitcoin pumps it feels like: - being in an apple store in 2007 - eating a box of orange tic tacs - renting an n64 game from blockbuster - flipping your pillow to the cool side - beating halo 2 on legendary - the cubs winning the World Series - seeing the dark knight in theaters When it dumps it feels like: - trying to itch your eye but you accidentally scratch it - having to pay taxes - stepping in a wet spot on the floor in socks - getting a paper cut - when the ketchup squirts water before the ketchup - that one mosquito bite right on your knuckle - that one hair that keeps tickling your arm but you can’t find it​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​