Posted at the right time for my Japanese friends to see this shit.

Ew

Brazilian "food" is actually the reality slop of the culinary world. 99% of the time it's just something yellow that tastes of nothing, seasoning is too much effort. Fuck knows what makes it all yellow, whatever it is tastes of nothing.

Probably filled with condensed milk 🤣

They do know how to barbeque stuff, but really, who doesn't?

The question is... can you find excellent quality meats at Brazilian prices? Premium Ribeyes here are 1/5th of the price of the US.

Wow. I had some pretty great food in Brazil but I was accompanied by locals who understood the assignment. The churascarias we went to were absolutely fantastic too, with huge tables stacked with different wheels of cheese etc..

I wonder where you’ve been eating Brazilian food, hehe. From where I come from we don’t really have yellow dishes and seasoning starts with a ton of onions and garlic and that’s just tasty stuff.

Brazil

Sure, but then they throw in some condensed milk sushi and you go... No... No no no, no no no.

I honestly think they forget or are scared to put salt in things. I don't know lol. Maybe I was really unlucky. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ over and over.

Well, the country is not really small 😅 maybe you should try another region. Try eating in Minas Gerais, you won’t regret it.

Yeah pretty much where I would draw the line.

Sign me up!

Are those chocolate jimmies? Hell yeah.

Brazilians are more on the right side...

Do not exist white chocolate. Chocolate is the brown seed, the rest are fat. The guys join powedered milk and sugar, in this fat and call this " white chocolate" and the people believe ! #GormetFraud is a paradigm in chocolate world, another lie very popular is TRUFA ! Trufa is a thing that are selling like a very special chocolate, but that not have any relation with the sophisticated and expensive fungi called TRUFA ! A lie repeated one thousand times become a type of true ! White chocolate sushi ? lie square lie ! Just the way brazilian....