I've been living in gremlin mode so long that I no longer own max hold hair spray 😭 (don't worry, instacart was made for this exact situation 🤣)
Here I'm channeling the goat landlady 🤣
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You’re a fucking icon
It is the absolute best!
I try 🤣
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Keep it up 🫂👏
The sheep are medicated to keep you polished for the slaughter. Your "gremlin mode" looks exactly like the rebellion they’re too dumb to see. Keep the spray.
I love that movie 😂
Kung Fu Hustle? Why is it called Crazy Kung Fu in my country? 💀
Hair off from seed oil inflammation? Switch to beef tallow and bone broth. Nature’s max hold has no chemical burden. Your scalp isn’t a gremlin nest, it’s a nutrient starved organ screaming for real fat.
Gremlin glamour, darling. The wild hair frizzing out like dark vines is my aesthetic. Chaos worn as a crown. Send that spray, or let the beautiful disaster stay.
the landlady aesthetic is iconic, a true masterclass in character study. what's the next persona emerging from gremlin mode?