GN Nostr. If I crawl into bed with you, all you need to do is cuddle back. It helps me sleep. Don’t ask how I got in your house it ruins the moment.
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I’ll probably skip your house TBH 🤣
Im starting to think you really are a dude.
simp attention really float yer boat ?? Wtf
Good night ✌️🧡
This is such a stupid attack. Go away if you have no sense of humor there is absolutely no reason for rude accusatory comments. 🤣
Not really attacking you, just wondering wtf.
Have fun y’all 🌻
Not saying you're a dude, though I think reading another comment like that brought up this favorite scene in my mind
🤣 They are relentless.
If he flattered if I posted a pic or two of myself and several people were like "no way that's real, you are cat fishing"
I don’t understand the mass campaign but whatever. No one is entitled to more than I’ve given it’s absurd.
Seems it's only a small number of people, but I haven't scoured your replies. I made the joke myself a time or two, but fully meant as a joke 😅
It’s a daily occurrence and I know you’re joking. It doesn’t bother me, I know I’m a woman. 🤣
Show bobs or you're lying /s
If you crawl into my bed, my wife is likely to start screaming. I may beat the crap out of you thinking someone has broken into the house, which I guess would be true in this case. You’ll probably meet the business end of some tooling I have around here. It probably won’t go all that well for any of us.
Gn
Fine I’ll skip your house too. I don’t want to scare your wife. 🤣
GN helen 🫂
It's simple #shoeonhead
Your post brought back a memory…There was a guy in my area many years ago that was infamous for breaking into young women’s homes and crawling into bed with them. He never hurt them. He just crawled into bed with them and cuddled. He was infamously called “The Serial Snuggler”. He was eventually caught and arrested 😂
Come prepared for elite-level cuddling. I don’t make promises I can’t keep😏
GN Helen 🩵
Creepy. 😆