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all that matters is PoW. stay humble. handmade hats and socks available for Bitcoin. made to order items available for purchase: 100% wool star blankets #starblanket_bykaro wool socks knit to your size #woolsocks_bykaro

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after-feed protocol, varies per baby. for churro: place clean burp cloth on shoulder and leisurely pat baby until burped, usually 25 pats. for falco: Equip burp cape for milk vomit deluge. Enable hyper-sonic pat mode until burped. Continue for second burp. There's always a second, juicer burp. To finish, decon baby, yourself and possibly the floor. #momstr
2025-09-18 09:09:54 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
you know... this means that I could teach my future generations my crafts. this never crossed my mind. wow, this is an epiphany moment for me. I like it when I take notes and past me can remind present me how I did something once upon a time. Now imagine that past me can teach future me, in the form of my offspring or even offsprings' offspring how to spin long draw on a supported spindle or how to knit a hat. I've always been on the fence about recording video of my craft but this might be the meaningful reason that I need to do so. nostr:nevent1qqs2zv8sp8merm67khd73xerffx6ytjs8zc4c20e82x0gx74rdthwccpzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnj7q3qr0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgsxpqqqqqqz45x5sq
2025-09-13 09:55:13 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
80% Yarnfluence 20% ...more Yarnfluence nostr:nevent1qqsqevr3208tcmjux3phvn5tualq9vqa3n2ngsj7z3lwuw0epdcrpeqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg9a3tk43lhy0ej9yrkz2zmsalfxfdykhslccftrcfkqhppuk8xm2vpsgqqqqqqst008jt
2025-09-13 02:54:39 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
wow, that's crazy. the former import/export coordinator in me is freaking out internally. if one of those containers was ours, we'd be boned. well, probably not cuz of insurance but still. what a headache. nostr:nevent1qqsxjj7qty0t09c72ldtkvylag7g52uh4lut27h5xevzywqea7lttgspzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnj7q3qhyvh5n8062s3ezvyqmhjmzflr9l20sg647mx4urn7npx0zug50yqxpqqqqqqzkyk2qw
2025-09-10 00:47:29 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
great gardening tips for those in the hot country. nostr:nevent1qqsz4gnps6gude8fhcf6qcnr2rwak5s26w6t28twztqw7x8ey7s6jrqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygqkh4wwsju7wkhlqrcx6u0egelx9k3csyck3kjghrhtdwk7t7unjvpsgqqqqqqspw9gvq
2025-09-09 20:17:04 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
gradually, then suddenly. the babies are in size 1 diapers now! gonna be putting them in cloth diapers soon. we already do cloth diaper laundry for taro so adding two more babies' worth won't be much more of a hassle. #momstr
2025-09-09 14:17:55 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
him: I saw an Osprey the last time I came through here. maybe we'll see one this time too. after a while... him: look! look! an Osprey! her: where? I don't see it! him: it's right there! you can't see it? her: no...? her: wait, you're talking about a helicopter, aren't you 🤦
2025-09-08 04:51:17 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
mom: you're hungry and you should eat. I'm gonna make you some food. kid: no need, mom. I'm fine. mom goes to make food and comes back with a plate and sets it in front of kid. mom: I made you some food. it's really good. eat. kid: I said I didn't want to eat. mom: well, you really should but I'm not gonna make you. mom leaves and goes about to do other mom things. she returns some moments later... mom: well, if you're not gonna eat it. I'll have a few bites. kid watches and then starts to eat also. kid: mmm this is really good. I guess I was hungry after all. --- you think this is a story between taro and I. nope! I got mom'd by my mom. only after I finished my whole plate did I realize I use the same tricks she uses to get me to eat. #momstr
2025-09-06 19:45:53 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
it is actually insane how much breastmilk these boys drink. I feel like a 🐄
2025-09-05 20:51:48 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
dads with their kids on the playground. ya love to see it. #dadstr I'm sidelined on twin duty. they're napping in the stroller. man, the weather is nice today 😌
2025-09-05 00:27:00 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
the spindle is on my nightstand and I get a few yards spun everyday. At least I try to do a little every day. gotta keep up my sanity and the muscle memory. image #yarnstr #handspun
2025-09-01 20:14:10 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
you can just collab nostr:nevent1qqsqnntry42l9t25kcg5dyvyywgt4hg8n8nlll5ewz4syxuwfxfvu3spr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9upzqeu2xz89nsjwuxe59v87n27ldl06thxvxzhtyad9xlsl07sxp8auqvzqqqqqqynscgxe
2025-09-01 17:58:45 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →