Sunday is supposed to be the lords day Instead @node made me a nazi @Noshole told me I have a smelly box @YODL got accused of being a big hunk and @Jay watched it all as he puppeteer’d the whole thing And @David II won’t stop laughing about it Worst day ever

When I turn the oven off I’m clicking the button twice Maybe three times

Your dasher has just taken a small nibble

I don’t think anyone actually knows how to read Japanese It might just be for show

Cuban’s a winner the rest of you dorks get the dunce cap View quoted note →

Candy corn isn’t that bad and I kind of like the pumpkins #SueMe

I can’t shake this feeling that I’ve never made it this far in any other lifetime…

Got a Crunchyroll account, ripping through episodes of the original Dragonball. Goku keeps patting everyone’s crotch I completely forgot about that part😂😂😂😂😂

“Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” -btc (Also @SatsMcD.ai when he falls on his ice skates)

I wish there was exotic antifa hunts

I was wearing qzips to the gym before you Gen Z broccoli heads ever considered it Put some raspek on mah nayme

I just want waffles, man

95%

Communists masquerade their tyranny as virtue Performative reality to disguise their intentions of “what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine” They believe all people should be coerced by the proof of weapons network to provide for the welfare state Use your own fuckin money you communist.